Comments on Profile Post by SquadCammander354

*pats* it's okay doggo, life happens


*Wipes pickle juice discreetly as I can with a severed arm on your pristine coat*

Doggy! ( ^ω^ ) Very handsome doggy! *wants to hug*

*sees a doggo* *hugs a doggo* *;p’s at DemDem*

Scary Glomping Lady... you’re getting less and less mature...

*huggles everyone back*
Thank you!
OwO)/

Everyone here....huggled the doggo...
After I got pickle juice all over his coat.... My master plan succeeded

*was able to find spots where there was no brine*

*points my nub at you*
You have pickle cooties now

*outfit is ruined* ( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ ) Mean...

What the heck is pickle cooties?

I have no clue

Then why did you accuse me of having them?

Cooties are a imaginary germ
(Used to mean lice/louses)

I am aware that they’re imaginary. I imagined that you were imagining them for some reason, but couldn’t imagine why.

@Gonz bit my butt before.
O.O)...

That's a Savage MeatBun, did you go after the owner for medical compensation?
*Smugly looks at @Anra7777 *

Why is Gonz being brought up? Was it in self-defense?

Was bored, and was going to say you all were infected with pickle cooties, that lead to zombification....

QAQ

Nooooooooooooooooo..... (´；ω；｀) I don’t wanna be a zombie!!

@GonZ555, you're in trouble now! OwO)o

Why is he in trouble?

He bit squadies bum bum, and as the owner you have to provide financial compensation <_<

That's what I'm taking away from the conversation so far

No, I don’t. And I see Squady avoided the question about self-defense.

*huggles owner Anra*

*chomps squad's ear and whisper*
Welcome back~

(¬_¬) Hmm... that doesn’t appear to be self-defense. Still not paying... Gonz is probably richer than me...

Actually, I’m the one who deserves compensation for all the hamsters Squady boiled alive and ate in front of me, and the times he threatened to do the same to me...

I’m just thankful he stopped doing that.

What, really!? ∑(O_O")
When did I do that? (“ಠಿ_ಠ)

<_< few months back

I thought I heard something squeaking from @Tilgarial's gifts!

No wonder! O.O)!

... OωO ... Scary... this place is scary...!

*glomps @Bad Storm's hair*
Yeah~
:3

*rubs a knife and fork back and forth.... Schlinng, schlinnnng, schlinnnnnnng*
You're....next.

*huggles the knife*
Isn't this from the GI-Joe set you got for Christmas? O.O)?

Nope bad service at longhorn steakhouse, I might have absconded with their cutlery

I see, so can I chew on the plastic knife now? OwO)?

Steak knife...not plastic...but sure?

Yay!

*knife gets shredded after entering doggo's mouth*
Yep, definitely plastic. Ö_Ö)o
*spits it out*

|.+)
*glomps back at squaddy*

|_+)

|.+)_*) *glompa back with the force of a real storm*

*rides the wave out of here.....damnit I'm not a sea cucumber*

*glomps both doggos*

*in fluffy, doggo heaven* (￣▽￣)

*buries hamstah in fluff*

*happy hamster*