Comments on Profile Post by Bitty Kitty

*wonders why Bitty Kitty has been so obsessed with userunfriendly lately* *Hamster Gasps!* Is Bitty Kitty in love?! *throws confetti*

She’s obsessed with playing with my tentacles. o.0. They do have bells on the end... :P

considers @userunfriendly and her feelings.

Um...I’m like 20,000 years old.

always thought he was a good chew toy....maybe even a favourite!

swats a tentacle.

Bitty Kitty hears the bell ring.

Bitty Kitty bats tentacles faster.

Ancient god of terror, insanity and chaos...a chew toy. Sigh...o.0

Is “Swat the tentacles” your new fav game?!

hops around the room happily thinking about Swat The Tentacles game.

*facepalm*

plays Swat the Tentacles!

makes meowing space sounds that match Bitty Kitty's movements.

Bored? Um...are you using echo location?! Bat Kitty?! :D

still has many questions about Padoru to ask you!

Edited my previous comment. *lol*

Padoru is a meme. Not much needs to be known. Just roll with it. :P

rolls with padoru!

Don’t get dizzy. Ah...late night microwave popcorn...with several grinds of black pepper. :D

stops, sniffs and sneezes!

doesn't like black pepper~

Aww...sensitive nose...I don’t eat that much black pepper myself. I do eat a lot of red pepper. :P

furiously cleans her whiskers.

*lol* did you get mucus on your whiskers when you sneezed? :P

suddenly looks indignant!

Sneeze is sneeze. Mucus is mucus. As I’ve never seen a kitty blow into a Kleenex tissue, mucus whiskers is possible. :D

looks thoughtful for a moment.

out of her left ear comes a slug that lands on your head.

Ewww...why do you push slugs into your ears?!

blinks not understanding.

Those aren’t slugs?

But they came out of your ear....


THEY’RE BRAIN WORMS!!! Flush out your ears with salt water!

looks around horrified, looking for brain worms!

Ugh...though I’m actually reminded of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Ron gets slugged..

Have you been playing with magic?

is magical cat of endless possibilities.

exists and learns to be.

Bitty Kitty has been buying cheap knockoff Taiwanese magic wands. That’s why slugs are popping out of your ears...*facepalm*

steps closer and show Bitty Kitty does not need a wand.

Your tail is a wand?!

looks at you in cross-eyed horror.

hides her fluffy tail somewhat.

Your whiskers are a magic wand. Ah...that explains it. Because you sneezed, you got mucus on your whiskers, and slugs popped out of your ears. Mystery solved.

does not have words to explain what it feels like to be magic, filled with the fabric of life and light.

:P I see....you’re just full of it.

mewls sweetly.

*smirk*

Ok kitty, it’s almost 5 am in Seattle and I gotta get some shut eye. Good nite.