Comments on Profile Post by Twilight Fox

Owner is sleeping!! She’s always asleep until around this time!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQwzDr3h0Wg
Nooooooo.... it’ll get stuck in my head again!! >_<
...if I start correcting your spelling and grammar, will you be so annoyed with me you’ll let me go?

*teleport the pet back to its habitats...*
Its midnight... Dangit fox *smack ur head*

*Teleports the Hamster back*
Shut up copper! I'll eat your dog and douse you in molten crayon! The hamster is mine until further notice!
*Makes the hamster do the Fortnite dance*

Policeman actually did his job for once. GJ, Mr. Policeman! o(^▽^)b

Oh no you don't!
*Grabs the hamster*
I still have 45 different songs I want you to dance too!

QAQ *hates dancing*

*use my right as an officer to ban all your power to none and teleport the pet back* no you won't, you now have to come with me to my office for threatening a police officer

*hamster shivers under her bed in her hamster castle*

*Reverses Time and kicks the officer out of my house*
No, I don't. And you are just another paper pusher. So go file a restraining order or something that I will proceed to ignore!
Oh yeah and that reminds me

*Drags the @Bad Storm in here and throws him in my magic cauldron*
Back off, or the doggy is dinner!

When Twilly is around, there are two kinds of people:
1) Twilly the masterchef
2) Everyone else aka the ingredients

*ded*

I forget, but there was someone I always went too if I wanted to snack on brains....I can't remember his name, but I know it had something to do with a Silver Shota

*takes anra back* mine! *rubs head* you’re fine now okay?

Owner!!! *glomps and sells meng* Owner is the best!!

*Switches places with Daisy*
Now she's mine!

*anra disappears infront of you and reappears infront of me* nope nope
*rubs head*

q_q
I got spammed

*Hamster super jumps back to my hands*
Mind control for the win!

*she teleports back into my hands* ownership for the win!

*immune to mind control* Owner!!

*huggles anra* anraa

*huggles back*

Hmmmmmmmmmm
*Stab Hampster with Hypodermic needle*
Osamaru! I will require a cloning chamber!

O.o *needle doesnt stab through cause of protection spell*

Hamster Shield! *starts the counter attack*
Hamster Thunder!

@Shem Shield
Your attack is negated! I WILL HAVE A PET HAMPSTER!

Cant take whats others! Find another

So let me clone yours! It's easy! Just a little blood and spinal fluid! Maybe a sample of brain, but Its harmless! Just a tiny tiny tiny sliver from the stem!

Not my choice. You can ask for her permission

Ok! Hold on.
*Makes a sock puppet Hampster*
Yes you can clone me!
There! Perfect! To the cloning vats!

No! *doesn’t want to be cloned or her spinal fluid taken or her brain sampled* There are lots of other hamsters on NUF!

*escapes and goes into hiding*

She said no. So nope! There are plenty of hamsters to be taken as a pet

Bit late for that isn't it? The vat is already running and making a skeleton as we speak

*is in hiding*

But you didnt get it.

Yes I did. You just weren't paying attention

Yes i was. What you got was probably a piece of the rug

Oh I see now, you think a protection spell blocked the needle. Yeah no. I don't care if you have an Aegis, it can't block hypodermic needles, and you didn't even cast a spell.

You think its just a mere spell? As my pet, her skin is impenetrable, therefore the needle couldn't have gone through. And for more safety, there’s always a protection spell.

Hmmmmm......
*Rips a tiny amount of hair off of the he Hampster*
Barrier spell only blocks weapons and deadly threats...

You can’t. I’m in hiding. You have no idea where I am.

|_o)
Why must you beat a poor ded pickle to death with alerts?

@Hamster there a free range one up for grabs, possibly deep frying

OOOH! Really! Ok!
*Throws away @Anra7777*
Thank you!
*Goes off to find a free range hampster

... -_- *crawls out of a certain pocket* *is grateful for the reprieve, but doesn’t like the idea of being thrown*

*wheeze*
It's not like I just threw a random hamster under the exercise wheel.

Thank you, pickle! o(^▽^)o *grateful hamster* I can now go to sleep without the fear of being squashed to death by DemDem!

Haha >.<

Eeeep!!