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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      I regret saying yes to tea...
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      3. DocB
        DocB
        is there another option when someone offers you tea?
        accepting to drink tea when offered is a fundamental rule of our society without it we would have anarchy on our streets
        Dec 26, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Water? It's what I ask for if there is only tea. My excuses....tannins and healthy living. >_>
        Dec 26, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        The other option would have been to say no, I’m gonna make me some coffee. I should have stuck with that and not changed my mind.
        Dec 26, 2019
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    2. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Merry Christmas
      1. lychee and akki like this.
      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        And happy holidays~
        Dec 25, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Merry Christmas~
        Dec 25, 2019
        Daisydacrazy and Blitz like this.
    3. akki
      akki
      All day I’ve felt the desire to shake a snow globe. I wonder where this desire has come from~
      1. 18scholars and Nyann like this.
      2. DocB
        DocB
        shaking a snow globe, is this what kids are calling masturbation nowadays?
        Dec 24, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Dunno. Find a kid and ask them. Of course it might be best if you don’t let other see/hear you asking a kid that. They might think you’re a sick weirdo..
        Dec 24, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      If you notice an icon next your name in the next few minutes it may be from me. I’m not saying it is, I’m just saying it may be~ ;)
      1. Loni4ever and GonZ555 like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Hmm..
        Dec 22, 2019
      3. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        In that case, I may or may not thank you~
        Dec 22, 2019
        Snowbun and GonZ555 like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        I may or may not say you’re welcome~
        Dec 22, 2019
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    5. akki
      akki
      Do cultivators stand with their hands linked behind their backs because they don’t have pockets?
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        No, it's to hold down the hem in case the wind blows
        Dec 22, 2019
      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        Cultivators do put their hands into pockets... of others, that is.
        Dec 22, 2019
        GonZ555, Nancy2303 and Bakaturq like this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Cultivatiors have huge sleeves with tons of pockets inside
        Dec 22, 2019
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    6. akki
      akki
      I change my statement from earlier in the month. You can beat a good dark chocolate. Just dip it in coffee and it’s so much better~
      1. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Depends. If the dark chocolate's flavor is too strong, it may drown out the coffee's flavor, vice-versa...
        Dec 22, 2019
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans.... YUMS.
        Dec 22, 2019
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    7. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon~?
      1. Pachia320, shouahang58 and Tilgarial like this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        you! there you go
        Dec 21, 2019
        Loni4ever likes this.
      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Dec 21, 2019
        shouahang58 likes this.
      4. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        ME! I CALL DIPS ON THE $1 ICON!!
        Dec 22, 2019
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    8. akki
      akki
      Having a chip butty after a long morning shopping~ yummy!
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        yum~
        what're the condiments?
        Dec 21, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        Just a bit of ketchup~
        Dec 21, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      I spy with my big eye, something beginning with B~ guess right and win $100.
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Bag
        Dec 21, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Bacon!
        Dec 21, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Nope~
        Dec 21, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      Crap! I’m getting Christmas songs stuck in my head. I gotta listen to proper songs when I get home~
    11. GoldenGoddess
      GoldenGoddess
      Miss the red haired avis
      1. amilhs, akki and Nyann like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Oh you know what I’ll use it now. Don’t wanna wait till tomorrow~
        Dec 20, 2019
      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        That one has been used a lot, though...
        Dec 20, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        If I’m going to use a redhead avi again then of course I’m going to start a classic~
        Dec 20, 2019
    12. Togepi
      Togepi
      *leaves a bag or rare coffee beans*
      1. Snowbun and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Wooo rare coffee~ thank you
        Dec 20, 2019
      3. Togepi
        Togepi
        Priii~
        Dec 21, 2019
    13. akki
      akki
      Why do I keep seeing the number 11 bus travel in 3’s lately. Are they scared to travel alone?
      1. Tilgarial and Pachia320 like this.
      2. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        Guess Casper has fulfilled his role
        Dec 19, 2019
    14. akki
      akki
      Why is it always pissing down with rain when I have an appointment at the eye clinic?
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        To hide the puffy eyes you get from the mistakes of the immature trainees, or else people will think you had a broken heart
        Dec 19, 2019
    15. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon~?
      1. lychee and Snowbun like this.
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      3. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        /o/ *bounces on top of snowy friend* yaaaay!
        Dec 17, 2019
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      4. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        Can you apply multiple times? If yes, (owo)/
        Dec 18, 2019
      5. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        Candle light :O thanks :3 gifts are fun xD
        Dec 18, 2019
        akki likes this.
    16. akki
      akki
      Walked past Caffè Nero and I saw a woman put her hand into the cup to get the last bits of her frothy coffee. Now that’s love for coffee~
      1. Effugium, Nyann and 911 like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki, you need to up your game! Even a random lady can beat you
        Dec 17, 2019
        Effugium, Nyann and 911 like this.
      3. 911
        911
        Hmm...
        I give a rating 9/11 for coffee love
        Dec 17, 2019
        Snowbun likes this.
    17. Raneday
      Raneday
      *throw knives toward akki*
      1. akki
        akki
        Dec 17, 2019
    18. Deleted member 214614
      Deleted member 214614
      I really appreciate the coffee offered, thanks again ---☆
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome~
        Dec 16, 2019
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    19. akki
      akki
      Who wants a randicon?
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      3. akki
        akki
        You already have a rose. You’ll have to wait~
        Dec 15, 2019
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      4. leegood
        leegood
        *hugs*
        Dec 15, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        Dec 16, 2019
    20. akki
      akki
      Gingerbread cappuccino was surprisingly nicer than I thought it would be~
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      2. Bakaturq
      3. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        what kind of coffee you like best?
        i'm not really coffee drinker so recommend me something
        Dec 15, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        @mrawesome69 I like caramel latte. Or caramel macchiato is nice too.
        Dec 15, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
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