Comments on Profile Post by OnceandFutureLurker

:3 gift machine

|.o)

|.o)_+) *uses his fluff to suffocate his frienda*

*looks around in surprise* (^-^)

*huggles the other fluffy*
There can only be one! ("ÒAÓ)/
*pulls out an electrive shaver on you*

*quietly sweeps the white fur from the floor*

Sadly Squad in his delusional state mistakenly shaved himself and ended up looking like this https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.nVKQ2IZSsXdQdG_w_rPrkwHaFT&pid=Api&P=0&w=268&h=193

*hides in the fluff*

Sadly, it was actually my big sister @Loni4ever who got the new trim.

*hides under the bed in horror of the shaver* ∑(っ°Д°; )っ

*doggo uses his nose to find the fluffy*
|_+) Found you-
*shaves your belly*

*runs away in terror* (T-T)

*grabs your tail*
So...you like pizza? OwO)o?

*keeps silent and struggles to get free* (⊙﹏⊙)

*super fluffy doggo is too strong for the normal squeaky to escape*
What about Dark Souls, you ever heard of that? ÒAÓ)/

*Nods* (o_o) *remembers the b*stard ex owner, who loved that game*

Well, in one of them of the companies future titles, there was a boss that would fist you in the butt before "plucking" out a bit your soul (health); you see where I'm going with this?"

=w=)?

Now this is getting weird, I'm sorry. ( ._.)

*faints in terror* (x_x)

*sleeps right here, next to squishy*

*huggles both and sleeps*

@SquadCammander354 you shaved my fur off??? (ò__ó ) uuugghhh pwq
@Archaic pickle in case you can make use of only fur, here you go... *pushes shaved fur over* '-'

*makes a doll version of us*
(OwO)

*hangs the dolls on a Christmas tree* look, we're flying owo

Squady, no terrorizing other fluffies. Bad doggo! Bad!

*steals a present from under the tree*

*huggles everyone before screaming, "Merry Christmas!"*

A bit too early xD

You can never be too early on an international-multi-sexual-gender-individual website. ;3