Comments on Profile Post by Twilight Fox

O-Owner...? O_O What are you doing to Owner?

Now where my Sugar Rush potion.....
*Throws a potion of gloss out of the way*
No....
*Throws away licorice vine bag*
Fun, but not it
*Throws away glass sphere containing the essence of the spay puft mashmellow man*
Souvenir...

Pipe down pip squeek. I'm busy. Here, go play with the baby!
*Throws the hamster through a portal to my nephew and nieces house*
Let's see......

No
*Throws away package of Chocolate explosives*
No....
*Throws away Toxic Waste*
No.......
*Throws away bag of gold coins*
CMON! SUGAR RUSH POTION! WHERE IS IT!

AH HA!
*Pulls the potion out from under Princess Frostene's scepter*
FOUND IT! I knew it was here somewhere. Anyway, just a bit of this!
*Pulls out a little lock of Daisy's hair*
Into the Candy-o-matic and bake for 10 seconds on Ionizing Radiation heat with the racks set to the middle of the Candy-o-matic. Can of Vanilla extract(The good stuff from whole foods! None of that horrid immigration vanilla extract)

Blood of a Unicorn, donated freely....
Kiss of Luck from the Candy God, Willy Wonka....

*Pulls the Daisy fossilized in a giant piece of Rock Candy out of the Candy-o-matic*
*Stabs a pair of copper spikes engraved with rune's into the crystal*
*Flipping through a spell book*

Really, I don't think there are any modifier's that need to be applied in this scenario....Hmmmm better make sure theres a distraction going on in hell before I do it though. Satan has too much of a sweet tooth to resist something like this. Better he just be distracted throwing dagger at someone or cleaning yellow dye off his red silk suit....

OK! We're ready!

Owner! QAQ *does best to save Owner!* *has no idea who the crazy fox’s nephew or niece is*

Well, seeing that it is Daisy we are talking about here, she will probably be happy being in a candy-o-matic, she likes candy after all, but what sort of candy needs a spell book?

The kind that usually need a bit more OOOMF to them. Heck, this spell book is incomplete. Mr. Wilder never did finish it before he died and left the factory to Charlie. He just didn't have the nessesary witchcraft and confectionary advancements of the time period to finish it. But I filled in most of the blanks! I'm 85% sure this spell will work!

Try a confectioneries magic book, should give better results than a spell book, no?

*Draws a Pentagram in Maple Syrup*
That my friend is called a cook book. What I am using is a magical cook book. There's a difference. One involves eggs, the other hexes.

*Placing bottles of Wet Sugar & Bubbles at the points of the Pentagram*

You are still making candy, use something relevant for candies

I am! What do you think Wet Sugar and Bubbles is?
*Pulls out a Candy cane and starts licking it into a tiny spear*

*Pulls out a live Ginger Bread Man*
SHABOOMBA!
*Stab the little gingerbread man*

*Pulls out a ginger bread man*
It begins!
*Stabs the Ginger bread man and spills it's crumbs over the Pentagram*
OH HEAR ME! OLDEN ONES! I CALL THEE FORTH FROM BEYOND THE VEIL! I CALL FOR THE MISTRESS OF THE DARK VALLEY! COME FORTH AND DRINK OF THIS SACRIFICE AND BE NOURISHED!

I SUMMON THEE! OOMPA LOOMPA! WITCH OF THE HOUSE OF GLUTTONY AND STALKER OF THE WOODS THAT WEND!