Comments on Profile Post by Bad Storm

*Licks them into spear's and throws them back*

*looks at the spit coated weapons flying through the air*
(° -° )

What? You've never licked a candy cane into a spear? They make for great weapons. Like glass, if you stab someone with them, you can twist them and break off the point inside of them.

*avoids saliva coated candy spears*
*sends gummy bear army*

*Targets the army with Toxic waste nukes*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR ARMY IS WEAK! ATTACK MY ELITE GINGER BREAD ARMY! BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE ENEMY COMMANDER!

Especially if it's Strawberry. I like the strawberry ones.