Get a brown paper bag, pour a quarter cup of popcorn kernels into the bag, shove them in osa's mouth then proceed to light the bush on fire
Go beat up Fabio, steal his stash of I cannot believe it's not butter. Salt to taste once you hear the popping slow down to once every 5 seconds.
If you don't like fake butter, you can use a crutch to knock over Paula Dean and take a stick of butta from her purse.
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