Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

@Bad Storm ?

YEs! I wasn't sure if she was around though. Didn't want to pile on her alerts if she's gonna be away for a while.

You ping people while they're away to show you care, @jbturkle

Oh....but you don't ping me at all :'(

You haven't been away o_o

Those eyebrows feel very Squady to me. o(^▽^)o How cute!

ÒwÓ)/ We are siblings after all!

Also, that fellow doggo looks so happy! OwO)b

I vote for adding those sweet brows to Storm.
Could probably rock 'em.

("ÕwÕ)o Personally I don't think eyebrows look good on any doggo.

Mate, if I had eyebrow game that good, I'd be posting my face on posters and billboards everywhere so everyone could have the pleasure to admire them.

Then just be a latino girl!
*hah, they shave and repaint their eyebrows all the time*

("ÔwÓ) Also, how can a banana speak?

Eh! I don't (am latina) and neither do my daughters. >_> That's a stereotype. >_> It's like saying all dogs like to eat poop... *looks @SquadCammander354*

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*points at @God*
It ruins your skin, that's why in general heavy makeup is more of a...I actually don't really know; could it even be a taboo?

Still, it's another one of those comedic stereotypes that we can laugh at.

At least us two

It's the same answer to how does a dog speak?
By the power of fruit magic, of course!

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*barfs on the banana*
O.O) Does that power you up?

I mean, it gives me a sudden power boost in regards to my murderous rage

Bananas have murderous rage? >_>

Everything has murderous rage. Even that pebble you kicked across the road that one time. It's just matter of whether or not one can act on that rage.

It's called Potassium poisoning, you get it after enough bananas to fill an entire household or two for three weeks.

@jbturkle My husband argues now that he can't mow the lawns because they scream when you do. >_>

Another victory for the Plant Lives Matter movement

Potassium is a very important mineral for our bodies....without it, out muscles don't work. O.O

https://youtu.be/iGyqvIAh_SI
Why I don't cut the grass, I'll pay the kid down the street to slaughter bunnies.

Eat some spinach. Ain't nobody want to help those stuck ups jerks

*worries about all the cute animals*
*calls @in_awe *

I feel the sudden urge to protect. And thanks for adding to my paranoia. I'm going to have to check the grass every time now.

*nom*

Banana~

Fluff~

Pickle~

Huggle~

You combo breaker