Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

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@Little Potato @jbturkle I never knew you two secretly had a child
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

*racks shotgun*
You touched my daughter?

eats dramatic popcorn. O_O

I had an immaculate conception? O_O I'm MOTHER MARY!? Y'all better start saying your prayers to me now. >.> Also Loni that picture looks dirty XD

I doubt banana did that @Archaic pickle cuz...look what I found....https://giphy.com/gifs/studiosoriginals-dancing-excited-josh-freydkis-l0HFjO0S9m8Cy7WJa.

Does that look like a banana that will go around making illegitimate babies? >_>

Looks like the banana version of Richard Simmons pitching a tent

@Little Potato what do you mean it looks dirty? xD looks like a normal banana potato to me

*starts sweating profusely and starts looking at a faraway object* Oh look, a bird!

Y'all dirty. And I'll have you know i am the absolute paragon of virtue. No illegitimate children for me.

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@jbturkle

Those are... uh, MY COUSINS
Yes, my little cousins. They be younglins. Certainly no children o' mine

They even have the same censor marks!

*Calls Maury for a fruiternity test*

Ya know I was wondering what those two lines on the banana meant and I think I've got it all figured out! It's similar to the two lines draw on d*cks on yaoi/BL mangas as a way to censor it, innit??╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ

I AM NOT THE FATHER! And wait. If they are pure bananas, isn't reproduction not sexual.

"yaoi/BL mangas"
I'm not surprised that's what you referenced.

Your grounded

Wait papa lemme just get a screenshot and put it on imgur so I can show it to him as proof! XDD

I DONT WANNA SEE YAOI D*CKS!

Okay, that's fine, but after its back into the ground. No more doujin, spuds in banana hammocks, or spudhub for you young lady

Don't worry banana, you don't want to see it just YET, we gotta slowly ease you into it. I know ;)
Aww papa ok :') time to live the abstinent life yet again. *sets up VPN in the ground*

Those censoring lines hahahahaha xDDD

Those censoring lines are like a red flag to a bull for me. ^.^

They get you that excited huh '-' XD

I'm deadly curious at what a banana can be censory there. >_>

I should have been a cat. ^.^

Where did that come from xD

Haha it's a saying. Curiosity Killed the cat, but satisfaction brings it back. ^.^

There shalt be no satisfaction for this cat!

Of course there will, cats rule~ xD

*waggles her eyebrows @jbturkle*

<_<;;;

*waggles pickle back*
And it's kind of a disconnect that Loni is saying that cats rule with that pfp.

waggles pickle back.... *lols* Imagines what that would look like. :)

>_>

I don't know if I should contact HR or just enjoy being waggled around.

XD

Pfft!

Do pickles and bananas even have an HR department? And waggling is always nice.