Comments on Profile Post by VeraH

That's some yandere-level love.

Nonononono, if I wanted to give yandere love I'd lock you up in my apartment and provide free food, high-speed wifi, a charger and a clean bathroom~
That way you'll never leave me~

I'm up for that offer! Take me in! Now!

You'd need to kneecap @hayyan first so they don't leave

The point is to make them stay willingly, Pickle~ With consent~

If all the above state conditions are fulfilled, I will willingly stay, ofc.

Also no kneecap. I hate pain.

<3 too bad I'm not rich and/or that obsessed with you

I knew it. You can't trust the female species. They raise your expectations and kill you along with them.

I'll feed you food (and glitter) from time to time but you're the one who got your hopes up~

Wait, no. I don't wanna eat that. I heard they are not good for digestion.

Glitter with the food.... Atleast #2 will sparkle

@Archaic pickle Who's #2?

@hayyan who says! Glitter makes your digestive system sparkly~ Sparkles improve digestion!

Poo
#1 is pee
#2 is poo

Oh, THAT #2. Got it.

#3 is pepo.

.......

>_>

<_<

Dunno where we go from here, #3 is a nice place to end the conversation

Yes, indeed.