Comments on Profile Post by SquadCammander354

...This Doggo's head, is warm, really warm~

*looks at the bird*

is it food?
*meows*

[gasp'n'sweat]
...H-Heya big cat~

*swishs tail left and right*

...A tiger doing meows ?~
[complicated Birdie's face'n'pat the "poor" tiger]

*sags*
Tiger roars are glorious! glorious enough that they used 'em in the Lion king movie!

You know, you're one of the biggest and dangerous felines in the world you're supposed to scare ... I'm worried about your mental health Tiger, Hunted a bird as small as me, while you're THE tiger, and you have the eye of the tiger in addition ... ~
[pat pat]
(don't be worried about my English, I can't be helped~)

*sighs*
aye, this tiger is getting old. 22 now, where even sheltered tigers rarely reach that age~
The good ol' days are over, time to look back at life and lament

[give the Tiger a beer and have a lemonade]
... Don't tell me about it Tiger, I already get 25 years old at the last end of December, 1/4 of a century damn it !~
[Tiger'n'Birdie in depression mood]
(Need Fan art for this -^)

Just think about it: the best years of your life could be ahead of you. I didn’t meet Mr. Hamster until I was 27! XD And a hamster’s lifespan is only 2-3 years!

*switches the beer out with another lemonade*
hahah
aye, 23 here, also in december~
december's a good year to first look at the world! ya directly know it's cold and unwelcoming! Kahkaha
with that age, we saw lots of things go wrong, all across the world~

[haha xD yepp~
add a snoring doggo in the background!]

@Anra7777 hahaha xD
true :'p
there is lots left to see, lot's left to witness~

Have you seen the world's oldest cat?

wasnt it like 37 or something?

Yeah~

man, am i good at semi-guessing

...You have a lot of years in front of you Tiger, but a Canary live how many years ?~
[sweat]

a tiger in the wild gets about 9 years old, 15 or so in... whatever it's called, animal prison, whatever. the rare exception 25 years. a canary gets... 10 years, i think? about that. suffer, morsel!

[cry]
...Tiger I don't want to leave your side~
[teary eyes]
...Don't leave me !~

....*pat pat*
dont worry, I'll fake-attempt to eat your children too

...Thank you, I suppose ?
[complicated Birdie's face]

*thinks*
*does the math*
10+10 =/=25
and your childrens children!

...I am the venerable ancestor of Canary's Familly, we are proud and we have honor, and we often be eaten by cat~
[depressed face]

*pat pat*
could be worse?
At least it's a big cat! The bodies don't get mutilated?

[Remember Attack on Titan]
...Geh~

yepp! *smiles*

...Get away from me or I call @911 ~
[try to be brave in front of this very big cat]

Owo?
*pat pat*
*innocent headtilt*

...I prefer this, now cuddles me, and don't eat me lil cat~
[nod]

haha xD
*reads again*
...I might have let slip a little of my medium-dark persona there? sorry~

*hugs*

...Hmfp~
[hug the big cat]

*laughs*

*hugs and pats*