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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. An Anime Addict
      An Anime Addict
      Hey man, i heard from a trusted source here that you were being chased by many guys* on nuf for a long time( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* who have you been talking to? I want names, locations, contact numbers.
        Mar 8, 2020
      3. An Anime Addict
        An Anime Addict
        Name would be cat, location earth and contact number is nuf.....
        Mar 8, 2020
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Mar 8, 2020
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    2. akki
      akki
      Chat up line: You’re so hot if you ate bread you’d poop out toast......I cried laughing at this~
      1. felidormit, MadraRua and Svalinn like this.
      2. Deleted member 219339
        Deleted member 219339
        @akki is that an insult or a compliment? XD
        Mar 8, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I have no idea. It’s a weird chat up line for sure.
        Mar 8, 2020
      4. Deleted member 219339
        Mar 8, 2020
    3. Togepi
      Togepi
      *gifts you Death Wish and Biohazard coffees*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Good thing you didn’t lick Ophi. Otherwise there would have been no hope for you. You would have become the next member of his harem~
        Mar 9, 2020
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Plus I'm sure coffee tastes a lot better than ophi ever would
        Mar 9, 2020
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      4. Togepi
        Togepi
        Pri??
        *doesn’t understand why anyone would like someone else*
        Mar 10, 2020
    4. akki
      akki
      I haven’t watched a lot of American comedians but is it a thing in America where shouting automatically makes them funnier to people?
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      2. akki
        akki
        I’ll stick to British humour. It makes more sense to me~
        Mar 7, 2020
      3. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        I don't know why but I think kdrama rom coms are cute..No offense but British humor is a little dry for me
        Mar 7, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Hah no worries. It takes getting used to.
        Mar 7, 2020
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    5. akki
    6. akki
      akki
      When a guy asks for a knife and fork to eat pizza. What the fuck dude!?!?!
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      3. akki
        akki
        Fun fact: most Indian food in restaurants in England are cooked by Bangladeshi chefs~
        Mar 7, 2020
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      4. Kiss
        Kiss
        ...Another fact most of Japanese food in restaurants in France are cooked by Chinese chefs~
        Mar 7, 2020
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      5. Nyann
        Nyann
        There is an overlap in both cases ~
        Mar 7, 2020
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    7. akki
      akki
      It’s nice to see the sun make an appearance on my day off~
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        so ya gonna go out there and enjoy it? Maybe with a cuppa coffee?
        Mar 6, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        I went out and enjoyed a bit. The sun was out but it was still freezing haha.
        Mar 7, 2020
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      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *lols* Hope you had a coffee to keep you warm them. ^.^
        Mar 7, 2020
    8. mrawesome69
      mrawesome69
      Redhead or coffee
      Choose one
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Red coffee??
        Mar 6, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        Seeing vs drinking? I’ll go with coffee. While I do have a redhead fetish that’s not my only one. So there are alternatives. Whereas there’s no alternative hot beverage for me. I can’t be giving that up~
        Mar 6, 2020
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      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Now do you make your own or do you shell out $$$ for it?
        Mar 6, 2020
    9. akki
      akki
      Okay I need to work with no distractions. See y’all in 7-8 hours~
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      2. XxVioletxX
        XxVioletxX
        Good luck with your work~
        Mar 5, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      Systems been down at work since 7 and it’s only now at 12 they’ve made the decision to allow staff to go home. What a nice day it’s been~
      1. GonZ555 and Night Ghost like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        You get payed to laze around. What's not to like?
        Mar 4, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Being paid to laze around seems fun but it’s really tiring. I’ve almost fallen asleep a couple of times already. They should have let us go home earlier.
        Mar 4, 2020
    11. akki
      akki
      When a co-worker has a tattoo and you want to have a closer look but the tattoo is on her upper leg....hmm I better not look for too long~
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      3. pass1478
        pass1478
        If you want to see it closely without appearing rude or disrespectful, just discreetly and politely ask "can I lick your thighs"

        As you're licking her thighs, you can take a quick glance at the tattoo. See? Not rude nor creepy.
        Mar 4, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        If you think asking someone if you can lick their thighs is not creepy then I can definitely see you going to prison in the future~
        Mar 4, 2020
      5. pass1478
        pass1478
        Nope, you can't. You're just in the screen you silly goose.
        Mar 4, 2020
    12. akki
      akki
      When you wake up exactly 1 minute before your first alarm. Wow body clock that amazing~
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      3. akki
        akki
        I usually wake up a lot earlier and then I forget about the alarm until it suddenly disturbs me. Or I wake up just as the alarm goes off. It’s nice to wake up and be prepared for the alarm to switch it off.
        Mar 4, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Of course I then have to remember the next 6 alarm after that one haha~
        Mar 4, 2020
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *sets up more alarm for akki*
        Mar 4, 2020
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    13. akki
      akki
      This 20-30 year old looking woman got on the bus with the most rotten teeth I’ve ever seen. Seeing that really scared the hell out of me~
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    14. akki
      akki
      While I was out I overheard a woman say to her friend “my mum doesn’t have tea, she only drinks coffee”. *thumbs up to her mum* haha~
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      2. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        I think we should switch places. That’s the norm here.
        Feb 29, 2020
    15. akki
      akki
      Is it the last day for Valentine’s Day icons? Who wants one?
    16. akki
      akki
      When you come to work late thinking you’ll be one of the last ones only to get there and see none of your team are there.....strange~
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      2. Enigma
        Enigma
        Did you show up on a day off? I've done that before~
        Feb 27, 2020
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        So have I..... *cough* *cough*
        Feb 27, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Lol nah. Normally I go in after around 7. Today I went in at 9 and there was no one in my team there. Usually there’d be at least 2 of them in~
        Feb 27, 2020
    17. Raneday
      Raneday
      Random Question -44:

      What would you do if you suddenly woke up and became @Ophious?
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Akkihime-sama has the most nefarious plans~ *giggles*
        Feb 27, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        I was considering going to the loan sharks as well but I was decided to be nice~
        Feb 27, 2020
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      5. Enigma
        Enigma
        Yup akki you're a nice guy......
        Feb 27, 2020
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    18. AlienFromNowhere
      AlienFromNowhere
      Hello, I have no idea how to answer to anyone or dm anyone since I’m new here, but nice to meet you !
      1. akki likes this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *points* the bottom right of a respective post has a "comment" on it; a small press there and you'll be able to write your answer directly there~
        Feb 26, 2020
      3. Raneday
      4. akki
        akki
        Hi nice to meet you too~
        Feb 27, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Sounds like there’s a cat choir practice going on outside. What a weird thing to wake up to. Especially when they sound like crying babies~
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Mountian Lions sound like women getting raped, no lie. Was on a security detail out in mountains and was told not to investigate if I heard that and get into a vehicle
        Feb 25, 2020
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Oh wow....hearing that in the middle of nowhere would make my hackles rise. O.O As a member of the female faction of the race, that is freaky.
        Feb 25, 2020
    20. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Valentine’s icon?
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki
        Feb 24, 2020
      2. Melodious Nocturne
        Melodious Nocturne
        Me! ( ^ω^ )
        Feb 24, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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