Comments on Profile Post by Ophious

Because if you don't sleep, you start looking like a raccoon around the eyes

It is good for the skin

My sleeping schedule's a wreck but my skin is still better than my sister

I mean, only people who look good like me can call it a beauty sleep.

Please don't be jealous of my jade-like (green) skin.

Anything that brings your appearance closer to the highest ideal of the male form that is Shrek is something that everyone will envy.

I think its called beauty sleep because you sleep beautiful? Its not waking beauty you know.

Just look it up
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/anti-aging/tips/a14912/sleep-beauty/

*puts facial cream on ophi's cheeks*

@GonZ555? the facial cream isn't made of meatbuns, right?

I think its made of flour. Better add the egg mix just to be sure and cook it for at least 15 mins.

Probably mostly lye and drain cleaner. That's good for the skin, right?

Were getting rid of bodies? |_+)

Acid could be a way to get rid ofnthe body but the smell would linger.

Does glowing skin from radiation count as healthy?

Usually that healthy glow is associated with pregnancy or just had sex face

Haha I dunno about glowing skin, but glowing teeth definitely. People used to brush their teeth with Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste (Doramad Radioaktive Zahncreme) .... for that killer smile. >_>