Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

  1. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Boy! Boys used to wear pink...in victorian times...and ribbons and dresses... o.0
    Apr 2, 2020
  2. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    Wasn't that for toilet training? I didn't think that would be a problem for you because of your unique anatomy?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  3. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    True...i can just pee out of a tentacle. o.0
    Apr 2, 2020
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  4. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    I thought it was under the tentacle. ^.^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  5. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Both. x_x
    Apr 2, 2020
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  7. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    My plumbing surpasses humanity’s imagination... ^_^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  8. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Late night binging on mint chip...bliss!
    Apr 2, 2020
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  9. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    wants mint chip ice cream now, she's having a pineapple mango thick smoothie and Italian short bread. ^.^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  10. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Yum...but the mint chip is very good... ^_^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  11. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    sighs and shakes her head.

    I think you are trying to tease my overactive imagination. XD
    Apr 2, 2020
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  12. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    No imagination necessary..no food dye, big thick chunks, not chips, and that nice mint flavor... ^_^
    Apr 2, 2020
  13. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    So it doesn't match what you are wearing? How disappointing.
    Apr 2, 2020
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  14. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    This was the image I found of bookworm Cthulhu... :D
    Apr 2, 2020
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  15. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    ^.^ I'm just messing with ya. I still think you look cute enough to sit on my lap and feed you delicacies....maybe some food from the pot?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  16. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Eat my own buttcheek soup? o.0
    Apr 2, 2020
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  17. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    Is it yours if it's a new form you wear?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  18. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    looks in pot and looks at you reading.
    Apr 2, 2020
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  19. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    They’re still my buttcheeks!
    Apr 2, 2020
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  20. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    How? o.O

    You have whatever buttcheeks you are wearing...and then there is what's in the pot?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  21. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    I regenerated my buttcheeks. x_x
    Apr 2, 2020
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  22. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    So they exists two instances of them, yes?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  23. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    considers the universe and your buttcheeks.
    Apr 2, 2020
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  24. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Buttcheeks are the key to the universe. \o/
    Apr 2, 2020
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  25. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    that sounds very yaoi of you....
    Apr 2, 2020
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  26. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    considers your pink bow and smiles slightly.
    Apr 2, 2020
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  27. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Nope. Buttcheeks are necessary for farting. Farting is the heartbeat of the universe.
    Apr 2, 2020
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  28. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    how many buttcheeks do you need?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  29. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Why 666 of course. ^_^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  30. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    more buttcheeks than tentacles....*waggles eyebrows*
    Apr 2, 2020
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  31. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    I have a Google of tentacles...
    Apr 2, 2020
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  32. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    I can't imagine that, how much is the ratio of tentacles to buttcheeks?
    Apr 2, 2020
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  33. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Pi. Of course. ^_^
    Apr 2, 2020
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  34. Femme Fatale
    Femme Fatale
    So my stew is really a pot pie? o.O
    Apr 2, 2020
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  35. userunfriendly
    userunfriendly
    Yep. Pot Pi, to be exact. *lol*
    Apr 2, 2020
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