Comments on Profile Post by Vanagandr

1M years old, I am one of those old monster immortal cultivator

did you drink your medicine?

No, i never get sick so i don't need any medicine

all of those in mental hospital also said that

But they aren't immortal like me

what are you talking about? they are immortals that why they are inside lol

Nope, i can feel it. Their cultivation had gone astray, Their dao broken, leaving them with a crippled cultivation and a mental illness. I am not like them, as my dao is as steady as mount tai

it's your birthday o.o? happy birthday!

It's not!

they also said that so run away immortal return to your mental hospital and take your medicine~

No medicine! It will pollute your dantian with contaminated Qi and shake your foundation

ahh but its too late already you already consume a huge dosage of it before your escape

Effy.... Want a durian mountain to train???

What's a durian mountain?! It kinda reminds me of that episode in toriko about dodurian

a mountain made of durian?

A mountain filled with durian tree. And everyday you will eat durian to train your dantian so that you can become durian cultivator....

and don't forget the danger of having ripe durians bash your head. You'll get a body cultivation technique as a bonus.

@Fulminata Hi... o/
*shake hand*
Nice to meet you...

I guess i can also comprehend the Explosive Durian Punch. One punch to knock your enemy out with an explosion of smell

hii! *shake hand*

Ohh.. Effy begin to mad....
*take out durian cake, cheese, durian candy, durian cheese*
*put coin... Pray ...namu... namu*
*sneak out*

@Isti Ell Now, you are the new bully of @Effugium

@Darkness04 pssttt..... Dont mention it!!!
He just forgot it....

He is so weak

@Darkness04 You are weak not me!

*pat pat @Isti Ell* alright loli, enough playing and go to sleep

Effy... Im not a loli...
Im tall...
*sulking*

LOL

*brings a stool*
*lifts @Isti Ell on top of it*
*pat pat* Yes yes, you are tall~

See....!!!!
Effy im tall, i dont need a stool
*crying*

*looks at the stool and the loli*
Mhmm, i believe you~ *gives a durian to the loli*

Effy such a bully
* take durian, put durian in storage*
*take out strawberry cake*
*eat it in front of Effy*
*take a glance at Effy*
*eat...nom nom*

*stares at her while she is eating to make her uncomfortable*

Why??? You want??
*reluctantly give Effy strawberry cake*
Here~

How did you even reach the strawberry cake? Was it on the ground? It's the only way this would make sense.

Soft isti~ *takes the strawberry cake and eats it in front of her*

@LAOG i provided stool

Uncle @LAOG how can it on the ground? Its in my bag
*cry*

Ah, that explains where the rest of the height came from. Thanks for the info.

Uncle, how can you be like that?
Im able to reach it without the stool

It's not good to lie chibi.

Im not chibi