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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Nice avi ^.^
      1. akki, Shem, blues86 and 1 other person like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Of course it is. It’s a redhead after all~
        May 4, 2020
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        *huggles* (o^▽^o)
        May 4, 2020
        akki likes this.
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      gimme nuffies...
      1. akki
        akki
        Oh? What do you want to buy?
        May 4, 2020
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        nothing I just want to reach 100k nuffies again
        May 4, 2020
    3. akki
      akki
      Wtf is up with acrylic nails? That stuff looks so dumb with the crazy long ones with funky designs~
      1. Moonpearl
        Moonpearl
        Really? I think they're really cute, though. Like everyone's ideal stick-on nails from childhood, but a little more reliable.
        May 2, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        Standard sized ones are okay. But the ones long ones I don’t get. The longer they get the more like claws they look. Then you got the really pointy ones. I cannot see anything cute about them ones at all~
        May 2, 2020
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      3. Moonpearl
        Moonpearl
        Some are supposed to look like claws, though? For fun fashion.
        May 2, 2020
    4. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      You still with the random questions mate?
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki, are you really doing 666 thing? I thought i remembered your numbering was going forward and backward at some point..
        May 2, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        It was? I’ve done them in order. There should be no backwards and forwards going on~
        May 2, 2020
        GonZ555 and Ale Cole like this.
      5. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        so she forgot about it
        May 2, 2020
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    5. akki
      akki
      My manager asked what I’ve been watching during our team call and I answered with anime. It was so awkward explaining anime to them haha~
      1. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Which anime??
        May 1, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        None specifically. Just explaining what anime was.
        May 2, 2020
    6. akki
      akki
      RIP Rishi Kapoor. Another great actor gone~
      1. Nancy2303 likes this.
    7. akki
      akki
      Mr owl ate my metal worm~
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Your metal worm? O.o
        Apr 30, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        It’s a palindrome sentence~
        Apr 30, 2020
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        That It is!
        Apr 30, 2020
    8. akki
      akki
      RIP Irrfan Khan. He was a good actor. Such a shame~
      1. kgggdkp2012 and Nancy2303 like this.
    9. akki
      akki
      G’nap y’all~
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Good night... o/
        Have a nice dream...
        Apr 29, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        It’s not night people, ‘twas a nap~
        Apr 29, 2020
      5. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Doesnt matter
        Apr 29, 2020
    10. AMissingLinguist
      AMissingLinguist
      *passes by* Oooh, blue berries! *Puts blue berries in pie* I'll use this on someone. Thanks!
    11. akki
      akki
      “Of course, if my medical skill ranks third in the world, nobody would dare claim second place.” Lol. First time I saw it worded like this~
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Thanks~ <3
        Apr 29, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        I just started reading a bit. Tbh it doesn’t seem to be a great nicely. But to pass time it’ll do I guess~
        Apr 29, 2020
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      5. amilhs
        amilhs
        Its only 100+ translated chapters..too few.. and still 1.6k or 1k+ chapters..
        Be back at me when it hits 1k translated chapters..and if its really a good to read..XD
        Apr 29, 2020
    12. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      FOOD FIGHT!
      *Shotguns you in the hair with Blue Berries*
      *Runs off to go tie up Rane with Taffy*
      1. akki
        akki
        *eats the blueberries and enjoys the ride*
        *throws avocados at you* take these nasty things~
        Apr 29, 2020
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Catches them and makes Salsa out of them*
        No, u
        *Throws the Salsa at akki*
        Apr 29, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      Who wants an Easter icon?
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        *nod nod*
        Thats true...
        Ah~
        How about someone who's uke or seme??? Tho i didnt know who is that...
        Apr 28, 2020
      4. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Thanks! o(^▽^)o
        Apr 28, 2020
      5. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Thank you @akki
        *hugs you*
        Apr 28, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon~
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Deleted member 219339
        Deleted member 219339
        @Shemlessly takes the credit. Welcome ~
        Apr 28, 2020
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        you're welcome~ *shemlessly taking the credits
        Apr 28, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        I’m surprised something I started 3 years ago is being picked up by the new people now. I guess I’m that awesome~
        Apr 28, 2020
    15. Shem
      Shem
      *pokes akki with a stick*
      (*・∀・)つ─━)°д°||)━;プス
      Why is your avi not red? You're no longer fond of it?
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        …<.< shady...
        Apr 27, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        Says the one holding a gun...
        Apr 27, 2020
        Shem and amilhs like this.
      5. Shem
        Shem
        ....its a toy gun <.<;;
        Apr 27, 2020
    16. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Due to seed shortages, hamsters have started to hoard the world’s supply of coffee beans.
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *kidnaps @Anra7777* if they want their leader back they’re gna have to do an exchange~
        Apr 26, 2020
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      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        ???
        Apr 26, 2020
    17. akki
      akki
      Sleepy. G’night y’all~
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      3. Deleted member 155674
        Apr 26, 2020
      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Good night.... o/
        Have a nice dream~
        Apr 26, 2020
      5. blues86
        blues86
        Good night~
        Apr 26, 2020
    18. akki
      akki
      I don’t care what people say, the UFC is so fucking boring~
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        banana ketchup?
        Apr 26, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        If they both trained in one martial arts then you’d definitely see how skilled they are.
        Apr 26, 2020
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      5. LAOG
        LAOG
        In the current meta of mixed martial arts it is impossible to only be proficient in one style. Everyone is too good at wrestling and boxing now, but yeah I can understand why some fights don't look good. Generally some fighters still only know one style and they end up getting dominated which sometimes isn't fun to spectate.
        Apr 26, 2020
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    19. akki
      akki
      It feels so good to catch up on all your missed sleep~
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      3. Nancy2303
        Nancy2303
        Totally agree~
        Apr 25, 2020
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      4. Deleted member 219339
        Deleted member 219339
        *tiptoes into akki's house while he is asleep *drinks his favourite coffee *tiptoes out*
        Apr 25, 2020
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      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        <--- still not getting my well deserved missed sleeps. In fact I don't get that much at all rn!!!
        Apr 26, 2020
    20. akki
      akki
      Who wants an Easter icon?
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Apr 23, 2020
      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        Thank you~
        Apr 23, 2020
      5. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Thank you~
        *hugs you*
        *give you coffee☕*
        Apr 23, 2020
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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