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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      It’s sad times when I suddenly start to read coroner as corona..
      1. Anra7777, Matteus and otaku31 like this.
      2. pass1478
        pass1478
        Coroner versus.
        Jul 19, 2020
    2. akki
      akki
      I’d love to see a Toy Story version of Mr. Bean. It would be interesting to see what teddy thinks/says about Mr. Bean when he’s not around~
      1. Needyneedle
        Needyneedle
        I always thought they will make a series of it, considering that they milked the living hell of Mr. Bean's show. lol
        Jul 20, 2020
    3. akki
      akki
      6,409 steps today. Not bad as I’ll be going out later as well~
      1. Matteus, Tilgarial and EndlessAbyss like this.
      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Good job!
        Jul 19, 2020
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    4. akki
      akki
      Today it’s 8,111 steps. Nice~
      1. Deleted member 97520
        Deleted member 97520
        I think I've walked like... 100? From bed to shower and brushing my teeth to the fridge and back to bed.

        A 100 might be an overestimation.
        Jul 18, 2020
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    5. akki
      akki
      David Beckham does not deserve a knighthood! Just my personal opinion~
    6. akki
      akki
      I dunno why but I find white nail varnish really nasty~
      1. pass1478
        pass1478
        Same. I personally prefer none, or at least colors that aren't so obvious.
        Jul 17, 2020
      2. Needyneedle
        Needyneedle
        It never looks good on my nails. Actually, I don't think they look good on anyone's nails. (゚ω゚;)
        Jul 18, 2020
    7. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Quiz time!! This person once swore that if her ever lost a game, he’d retire from his thrill seeking, life gambling, ways and open a game store. Who is this legendary gambler??
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        I was wondering if you'd call for help
        Jul 18, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Oh? Who might I have called for help?
        Jul 18, 2020
      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        The usual people??
        Any random nuffian??
        Jul 18, 2020
    8. akki
      akki
      Steps taken so far today: 239. Let’s see how much I can raise that by~
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Go for all of them
        Jul 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I managed just over 3,000 in half an hour~
        Jul 16, 2020
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Good job!
        Half hour -> 30 min -> 1800 sec -> 1.66 step/sec
        Pretty sure that's a fast jog?
        Jul 16, 2020
    9. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Oh, your classic avi~

      It's good seeing it again~
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I know the feeling! This one is my first avi too! \(^^)/

        And thanks! I only found super blurred and unusable versions for the one with your colors, this is much better~
        Jul 15, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Yeah I think the one I’m using is a cropped version of the other one. So it’s pretty blurry if you look at it closely
        Jul 15, 2020
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Well, NUF avis are always resized, so it's a bit hard to look at them closely! xD

        You could always crop the one you linked yourself though, which would lead to a higher res pic~
        Jul 15, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!! COFFEE TIME!!!
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell

        coffee time... \o/
        Jul 15, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        It’s coffee time again~
        Jul 15, 2020
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      5. Coffea to Ell
        Jul 16, 2020
    11. akki
      akki
      Is it my WiFi or is it NUF. Which one of you is being a bitch?
      1. Coffea to Ell and Shirayuki.. like this.
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      3. Kogal Koi
        Kogal Koi
        Both of them^
        Jul 15, 2020
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      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        you have those problems too...
        ^_^
        Jul 15, 2020
      5. akki
        akki
        I’ve had no problems all week. It’s just today that everything is slow~
        Jul 15, 2020
    12. akki
      akki
      Ooh the devil’s cage is now complete. Nice~
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Oh finally, I can hopefully binge it in peace now
        Though I completely forgot where I was so I guess I"ll re-reread it from the beginning again
        Jul 14, 2020
        Coffea to Ell likes this.
    13. Lurking
      Lurking
      you are not red
      1. Coffea to Ell likes this.
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Red - re(a l)
        You are not real
        Jul 14, 2020
        Coffea to Ell and Lurking like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Don’t be silly. The outside may change but the inside will always be red~
        Jul 14, 2020
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      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        the deep blue is a lie

        the ocean is shallow and the moon is submerged

        Termina!
        Jul 15, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T~
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Tarzan!
        Jul 12, 2020
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Tapioca?
        Tuna?
        Tasmanian devil?
        Turqoise?
        Truth?
        Tags?
        Tungsten?
        Jul 12, 2020
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      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Tolstoy?
        Thyme?
        Target?
        Twilight?
        Toaster?
        Tabletop?
        Jul 12, 2020
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    15. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *looks for akki*
      o.o? Where's akki?
      1. Coffea to Ell likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        akki has been kidnapped by @Matsurika. Heeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!
        Jul 12, 2020
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Oh..
        *sends the coffee to matsurika's place*
        Jul 12, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        ....that is not helping..
        Jul 12, 2020
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    16. akki
      akki
      RIP Jack Charlton. You were a true football legend~
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    17. akki
      akki
      These guys do love chanting USA a lot. Not gna lie it’s fucking annoying. You know being loud doesn’t automatically make you the best right?
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      2. FIEND
        FIEND
        dont matter, we sweep yo asses in the olympics. one loss or so aint shit.
        Jul 12, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah all things considered that’s not really that impressive tbh~
        Jul 12, 2020
      4. FIEND
        FIEND
        Where u from anyways. Its impressive when we get the most gold and yall just suck ur thumbs
        Jul 12, 2020
    18. akki
      akki
      I love a good breeze~
      1. 911
        911
        And a cup of coffee
        Jul 11, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        Nah the breeze itself while I’m out for my morning walk~
        Jul 11, 2020
    19. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      So, Akki can also be interpreted as oni~
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      2. akki
        akki
        I’ve beeb told something like that before. Akki can be interpreted as many other things. It’s such a versatile word lol~
        Jul 8, 2020
    20. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      That's a different redhead look. O__O

      Now I forgot what I came here to ask. :P
      1. akki, Coffea to Ell and Tilgarial like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        That’s what red hair does to ya. If you don’t build up your immunity to it you might forget a lot more~
        Jul 6, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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