Probably the banana trees, due to their alliance with the monkey kingdom. The apple trees used to count humans among their allies, but ever since that rogue tree attacked Sir Isaac Newton, we’ve been at war.
You would think coconut trees would have a fighting chance, given they were grown by the demigod Maui. Unfortunately they were grown from his defeat of a vicious eel, and that characteristic - being born of defeat - means they’re unlikely to win a battle.
But aren’t coconuts supposed to give concussions? XD Seems to me like they’d have an advantage against their squishier foes!
My vote is on raspberries (they’re a fruit, so they count, right?). Those stinging nettles are deadly, man. Baby hamster Anra used to get pricked whenever I was on vacation and my step mom insisted we pick raspberries and seemed to think I was a crybaby and exaggerating my pain. (I wasn’t.)
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