Comments on Profile Post by MemoDaPerv

Haha

You must first join the Clubhouse

Lmao

*looks around wearily*... *whispers* and how do l join THE Clubhouse?

@Clubhouse you evil entity

*lurks*

By me following you, wait a sec

owo, t-thanks... this means a lot to me.

Wow, i wish i could be this forward, then i would have lots of friends here (◕︿◕✿)

Welcome to the most craziest club in the world and i pray that you are not offered some shady cookies by our club president

I-i.... I never learn from my mistakes.
First, I'm robbed of my innocence by a seemingly good natured LemonFairy.
And now I'm drugged and used by a box of sweets.

@Lost Soul14 oh, it's really easy you know.
all you have to do take a deep breath, and then keep it in.
keep that breath...
keep it...
keeeep it.

Omo what did lemonfairy san do?

Now that you've blacked out, your body will automatically go and ask the person you want to befriend and you will wake up to a new friend.

Of course! I am good person. Now please join our @Clubhouse @MemoDaPerv

She.... She took my virginity without my consent.

@MemoDaPerv i'll prolly die keeping that much breath inside xD

two of my virginities to be more accurate

@Lost Soul14 oh, don't worry. your body is smart, so it won't let you kill yourself by just holding your breath in.
I assure you, there atleast a 80% of survival using this method.

@MemoDaPerv how do you even have two—

Oh, Mr.Syringe. I did, and I was given a cookie mixed with either drugs or... maybe something else?

@Number One Dumpling shhhs shsh shshh.... Don't think about it... just go along with it.

@MemoDaPerv i guess i would prefer to be a loner than risking my life on those remaining 20% (ʘᗩʘ’)

Oh, welp, I can always be your friend if you want, you don't have to even use this method

*offended* what drugs?! (つ﹏<)･ﾟ｡

O-oh... so the white stuff weren't drugs??...
hmmm, maybe it was ***** then? maybe that's why it tasted familiar

....

have you not heard of "whipped cream"?

uhhh, no, sorry.
The nice uncle who used to gimme cookies always told me they were filled with yummy ******, hot and steamy, straight from the source. I think he had a ****** cow in his van. I don't know what's this "whipped cream" you are speaking of.

Oh no Memo-chan!

w-what?!

(◑○◑)

JESUS ME EYES

Needy i feel you

Can someone plesse tell me what's wrong? I'm scared...

*blocks*

plz no?

You know, i cri evri tim

*pats*

t-thank you, but plz tell me what's wrong

We have children in the club, I think you need to use PG approved words (⌒_⌒ ;)

O-oh...

fixed it @Chilling Mist

Pfffft okay that's acceptable xD

This post is the leading cause of my notifications' inflation.

You're welcome.