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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

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1. akki
  Ocean’s 8. It feels like they copied Ocean’s 11. And killed off George Clooney. Why did they do that?
  
  Oct 16, 2020
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  2. Ral
    Because he's not a woman?
    
    Oct 16, 2020
    
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  3. Blitz
    Its definitely the weakest of the bunch
    
    Oct 17, 2020
    
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2. akki
  Anyone here suffer from trypophobia?
  
  Oct 16, 2020
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  3. Kiss
    Even if you don't suffer from it, that stuff is disturbing too~
    
    Oct 16, 2020
    
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  4. Siostar
    well, the google search pictures will surely disturb you...
    
    Oct 16, 2020
    
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  5. Deleted member 262282
    IKR.. it's plain gross
    
    Oct 16, 2020
    
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3. akki
  I spent all day at my desk yet somehow my body is knackered. What the fuck is going on?
  
  Oct 14, 2020
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  3. LAOG
    Age. Lack of mobility. Etc
    
    Oct 14, 2020
  4. ViburnumDraco
    You're an old man, old man.
    
    Oct 14, 2020
  5. Deleted member 262282
    it's a natural process called ageing
    
    Oct 14, 2020
4. akki
  Going in to work for one day. First time in 7 months~
  
  Oct 14, 2020
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  2. LaDyViL
    Don't forget your locker
    
    Oct 14, 2020
    
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  3. Laazy
    All the best. Stay safe
    
    Oct 14, 2020
    
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  4. Femme Fatale
    OMG do you even know where you big boy work pants are anymore?
    
    Oct 14, 2020
    
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5. akki
  Not been in to work for 7 months now. I think I've forgotten my locker number and code..
  
  Oct 13, 2020
  2. Archaic pickle
    Do you have security at your work?
    Or do they have the code in your employee file?
    
    Oct 13, 2020
  3. akki
    I’m sure they’ve got someone in facilities who can reset it. It’ll be fine I guess.
    
    Oct 14, 2020
6. akki
  Pretty sure someone followed me the other day and I was gna follow back but now I can’t see them. Strange~
  
  Oct 11, 2020
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  2. Shirayuki..
    i think that happened to me too..*pat pat* those are signs we are going senile *strokes imaginary beard*
    
    Oct 11, 2020
    
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  3. Laazy
    Meeeeeee
    
    Oct 11, 2020
    
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  4. akki
    Lol nah. I got an alert from someone else. Saw it the other day but now there’s nothing there~
    
    Oct 11, 2020
    
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7. Pyoo
  aAAKKIIIIII
  
  Oct 7, 2020
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  2. akki
    Pyoooooooooo!
    
    Funny how my phone has that as an autocorrect option~
    
    Oct 7, 2020
  3. Pyoo
    ;0 even tho its been like 1-2 year since i was last active. how have you been
    
    Oct 7, 2020
  4. akki
    No way was it that long? I’m good I guess. You?
    
    Oct 11, 2020
8. akki
  Imagine you are trapped in an empty locked room. How would you escape?
  
  Oct 6, 2020
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  3. GonZ555
    *lands on anotherworld and a spoon falls on top of me*
    Eh? Whý is it raining spoon?
    *see a whole cake falling towards me*
    O.O EEHH?
    
    Oct 6, 2020
    
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  4. akki
    Gonz you have a very active imagination. The answer was actually stop imagining. Kinda dumb tbh~
    
    Oct 6, 2020
    
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  5. GonZ555
    Booo!! My imagination got me out of the room!
    
    Oct 6, 2020
9. akki
  Chocolate chip Madeira cake is so yummy!
  
  Oct 5, 2020
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10. akki
  G’nighto world~
  
  Oct 5, 2020
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  2. Deleted member 155674
    World here, good night akki
    
    Oct 5, 2020
    
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11. akki
  Toss a coin to your Witcher..
  
  Oct 2, 2020
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  2. Deleted member 155674
    https://youtu.be/UxZMQ7-I5mo
    
    Oct 2, 2020
  3. Starmiya
    Geralt of Rivia???
    
    Oct 2, 2020
    
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  4. akki
    Not really a fan of the show. But I’m loving my avi with the Witcher character~
    
    Oct 5, 2020
    
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12. akki
  Realise is spelt with an S in Britain~
  
  Oct 1, 2020
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  2. Shizukani
    oooh~
    
    Oct 1, 2020
    
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13. Gandire Alea
  *gives you a coffee donuts*
  
  Sep 28, 2020
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  2. akki
    I’ve had coffee with doughnuts many times but I can’t recall having coffee doughnuts before. I gotta look for some next time~
    
    Sep 29, 2020
  3. akki
    Oh and thanks for the coffee doughnuts~
    
    Sep 29, 2020
    
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14. Gandire Alea
  Winkz??
  
  Sep 28, 2020
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  3. akki
    I did see that there is one called winx which looks like it has a similar character.
    
    Sep 28, 2020
  4. Gandire Alea
    That’s probably the one I thought of at first. It had a similar concept, sorta. I never actually watched, but girls with wings who could do magic stuff. It’s the W that tripped me up~
    
    Sep 28, 2020
  5. akki
    Tbf I remember winx and I thought it might have been that one~
    
    Sep 28, 2020
15. akki
  I really don’t see what’s so nice about cookies & cream flavour~
  
  Sep 28, 2020
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  2. Shizukani
    Well I guess it appeals to people who like vanilla flavor then with some oreas toppings~
    
    Sep 28, 2020
  3. Stopitgetaway
    Why am I lowkey offended by this
    
    Sep 28, 2020
    
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16. akki
  Kid, why are you going to the park to pee behind a tree? What are you a fucking dog? Take care of your business before you leave your house~
  
  Sep 27, 2020
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  2. Lonelycity
    Meanwhile, ppl in third world country... casually stroll to the road side and take a piss~~
    
    Sep 28, 2020
17. akki
  Bungou stray dogs episode 3. Wtf is up with that stupid ending?
  
  Sep 20, 2020
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18. akki
  That part in Die Hard 3 where John McClane is trying to figure out who the 21st President was. Man that would be solved so easily today~
  
  Sep 19, 2020
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19. CloudySkySadMoon
  *steals all of your coffee* *fills your house with candy floss*
  
  Sep 18, 2020
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  2. akki
    *steals all of Ophi’s coffee and fills his house with the candy floss*
    
    Sep 20, 2020
    
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20. akki
  When the bbc news presenter says “A third man had more minor injuries....”
  
  Sep 18, 2020
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  2. otaku31
    It's a "minor" mistake. |ω・）
    
    Sep 18, 2020
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How to kill boredom
I have tried to answer this question in the past.
I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
A search for how to kill boredom….

Finding boredom
So killing boredom ended in failure.
But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
How does one find out, where does one look?
When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..

Researching Boredom
I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
…’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...

Investigating Boredom
This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
Maybe I should join NUF…

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