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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Raneday
      Raneday
      Sooooo Akki


      How many redheads should I kill to make the best Gingerale?
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        But they're the main ingredients for making Gingerale yanno
        Dec 7, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Dye @Ophious hair red and you can make lots of ginger ale by resurrecting him over and over again~
        Dec 13, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        ?!?!!?!!?!???!?????
        Dec 14, 2020
    2. akki
      akki
      Out on my walk I see a discarded Pepsi bottle with yellow coloured liquid inside. God I hope that’s not what I think it is~
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      2. HazyPrecise
        HazyPrecise
        It could be oil? Like those cheap oil that's sometimes being sold on the roadside illegally instead of petrol?
        Nov 22, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Nov 22, 2020
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Yeah that's pee
        Nov 22, 2020
    3. akki
      akki
      Last night I slept on my left side. So why is it that my right shoulder is hurting in the morning?
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      2. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        Lol!! Is this called two timing?
        Nov 20, 2020
        Clumsy Soul likes this.
      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        His left side is definitely a playbone. ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗
        Nov 20, 2020
      4. Deleted member 262282
        Deleted member 262282
        the right shoulder's jealous
        Nov 20, 2020
        FIEND likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Which 3 day weekend is better, Friday, Saturday and Sunday or Saturday, Sunday and Monday?
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      2. akki
        akki
        I was gna ask if you’re family was Irish or Scottish. A lot of redheads there~
        Nov 20, 2020
        Kiss likes this.
      3. Kiss
        Kiss
        *nod*
        It's like a "cliche" but redhead search on UK side, and blond Nordic country~
        *They are the most common in these place*
        Nov 20, 2020
      4. FIEND
        FIEND
        Sat sun mon
        Fuck mondays
        Dec 24, 2020
    5. akki
      akki
      Black Veil Brides. Its been a while~
      1. melomarl likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        a
        Nov 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        b
        Nov 16, 2020
    6. samira01
      samira01
      meaning coffee lover....a non-sleeping/ zombie manga reader he he..!! If so, We both don't sleep much because we can stop reading mangas!!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Sleep is for the weak~
        Nov 17, 2020
        samira01 likes this.
    7. akki
      akki
      What is up with the ending of This MC Is Kickass? The novel wasn’t great but why the writer gotta ruin for me with that BL-ish side story?
      1. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        |_・) BL?
        Nov 14, 2020
    8. akki
      akki
      Chocolate twists are so yummy!
      1. Finalbeta and Anra7777 like this.
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I like the ones where they're generous with the amount of chocolate on them~
        Nov 12, 2020
      4. Deleted member 262282
        Deleted member 262282
        *mouth waters*
        Nov 12, 2020
      5. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        They sound yummy!
        Nov 12, 2020
        Deleted member 262282 likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      I always thought “sayonara” was a Spanish word until I watched an episode of Bleach..
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      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        because i wanted to. on something i been curious about , why do you delete your !freemoney etc posts in the games ?
        Nov 11, 2020
        melomarl likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        So that no one quotes me~
        Nov 12, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
      4. yuki_no_hana
        yuki_no_hana
        I thought I was the only one....keke
        Nov 13, 2020
        akki likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      Damn I really do love this avatar~
      1. Femme Fatale likes this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Noice ~
        Nov 10, 2020
    11. amilhs
      amilhs
      Akki~ meet @Msmarl ~
      She also likes red~
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Ehh??
        Nov 10, 2020
        melomarl likes this.
      4. melomarl
        melomarl
        hush, dead men tell no tales
        Nov 10, 2020
        amilhs likes this.
      5. amilhs
        amilhs
        Ok.
        Nov 10, 2020
        melomarl likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Halloween icon?
      1. Sheri_Yui_Chan and LaDyViL like this.
      2. LaDyViL
        LaDyViL
        -creeps in-
        Nov 8, 2020
      3. LaDyViL
        LaDyViL
        Hehehehehehe...
        Nov 8, 2020
        Deleted member 262282 likes this.
    13. akki
      akki
      The results are in. Nice~
    14. akki
      akki
      Last night was the quietest Bonfire Night ever. So boring~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        No fireworks?
        Nov 6, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        Just the one. There was a random bang after I went bed. All quiet after that. Unless there was more after I slept. But I doubt it. Would have been nice to see the colours in the sky~
        Nov 6, 2020
    15. ABMAINA
      ABMAINA
      i have a cease and desist order here from @hayyan , something about channelling him
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      2. blues86
        blues86
        Ah I see~ *nod nod*
        And helo old bro @hayyan o/
        Nov 7, 2020
      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        Blues lurking. :think:
        Nov 7, 2020
        blues86 likes this.
      4. blues86
        blues86
        you said I don't know akki >.>
        so here I am~ I know this is akki's profile *nod nod*
        Nov 8, 2020
    16. Shirayuki..
      Shirayuki..
      akki san akki san! Shira remembered when we first interacted! and randomly at that..
      1. akki
        akki
        Random is the way of life. Everyone should be random. It makes things more interesting~
        Nov 3, 2020
        Shirayuki.. likes this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Guy stays back himself to save his team *clap clap* but he could’ve easily escaped with them and they would still be safe. Fucking idiot~
      1. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Needless heroic sacrifice is better than a teammate pulling a Leeroy jenkins
        Nov 1, 2020
        Baby yoda_002 likes this.
    18. akki
      akki
      Kanye West what the fuck?!?!?
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Probably prescribes too much to the thought of "there is no such thing as bad publicity"
        To stay in the news is to stay relevant
        Oct 31, 2020
      3. pass1478
        pass1478
        As expected of the fish who loves a hobbit.
        Oct 31, 2020
        Archaic pickle likes this.
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Do you like fish sticks?
        Nov 1, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Listening to Paramore today. Its been such a long time. Felling so nostalgic~
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      2. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        I only know decode and still into you
        Oct 29, 2020
        Fulminata and akki like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        I heard misery business years back and I was hooked~
        Oct 29, 2020
        Fulminata likes this.
      4. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        You should try cobra starship You make me feel
        Oct 29, 2020
    20. akki
      akki
      Damn Michael Sheen is really good as a serial killer in Prodigal Son. Almost like Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs~
      1. Arie Sun likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Is it a Welsh thing? Lol~
        Oct 28, 2020
      3. Stopitgetaway
        Stopitgetaway
        Would you recommend me watching the show? I’m slightly interested since you compared him to Anthony’s Hannibal
        Oct 28, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        I would recommend the show cos it’s pretty good. It’s a pity that Michael Sheen doesn’t appear as often as I would like. Maybe that’ll change later on~
        Oct 28, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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