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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Deleted member 305104
      Deleted member 305104
      *doodles on your face*
    2. akki
      akki
      When Avengers: Endgame came out I remember people saying how awesome it was. I watched it yesterday. Infinity War was so much better~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        True
        Jan 9, 2021
        akki and Silver Snake like this.
      2. Rishmask
        Rishmask
        True
        Jan 15, 2021
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *BANG BANG BANG*
      FBI!!! OPEN UP!!!!
      *Kicks down the door and shoots akki*
      Red sus!
      1. FIEND likes this.
    4. HazyPrecise
      HazyPrecise
      Thank you Kiii!
      o(≧∀≦)o
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome~
        Jan 8, 2021
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    5. Clumsy Soul
      Clumsy Soul
      *glomps*
      Thankyuuu ♡
      1. akki and Deleted member 36162 like this.
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      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        Return gift~
        Jan 7, 2021
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Did you get this icon for a week?
        Jan 13, 2021
        Clumsy Soul likes this.
      5. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        I don't remember. Hahaha
        Jan 13, 2021
    6. akki
      akki
      Who wants a holiday icon?
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      3. akki
        akki
        Random it is~
        Jan 7, 2021
      4. Deleted member 36162
        Jan 7, 2021
      5. Arwa Ahmed
        Arwa Ahmed
        Me
        Random
        Jan 7, 2021
    7. akki
      akki
      How rude~
    8. Rishmask
      Rishmask
      I'm hungry
      1. akki
        akki
        I recommend coffee cake. With coffee~ ;)
        Jan 3, 2021
    9. akki
      akki
      Lewis Hamilton getting a knighthood is a fucking joke!
      1. otaku31
        otaku31
        Well, the British do hv a unique sense of humour.
        Dec 31, 2020
      2. akki
        akki
        That we do. But this is disappointing. The guy may be a great sportsman but end of the day if you’re driving in a faster car than others you’re bound to win more aren’t you. Put him in a slow car and then see if he can keep his winning streak going~
        Jan 1, 2021
    10. Clumsy Soul
      Clumsy Soul
      *kicks the door*
      Be happy that I, Soul have decided to grace you with my presence, you mere hooman. Now, serve me the best coffee you have.
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Coffee? Sure. But wait, you’re a soul. Souls can’t have coffee. It’s okay I’ll have the coffee in your stead~ *sips coffee*
        Jan 1, 2021
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      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        Hoomans are really naive creatures. We souls have been upgraded and now we can do everything you hoomans can do whenever we want.
        Jan 1, 2021
    11. Rishmask
      Rishmask
      Who is akki?
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      2. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        ....right
        Dec 29, 2020
      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        ...
        Dec 29, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* akki is late~
        Dec 29, 2020
    12. akki
      akki
      I miss the days when there used to be mass releases over Christmas~
      1. ViburnumDraco and blues86 like this.
    13. Archaic pickle
      Archaic pickle
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      2. akki
        akki
        I like this one. Heard the song many times on TikTok. Shame I can’t play the guitar~
        Dec 27, 2020
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    14. akki
      akki
      It’s weird when you see an almost bald guy getting a haircut at the barbers~
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      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        The barber used to charge my grandpa extra even tho he has few hairs left. I figure the extra was for searching for hair to cut before running the scissors. XD
        Dec 27, 2020
        HazyPrecise and akki like this.
      4. Stopitgetaway
        Stopitgetaway
        Even reading that reply was an insult to my eyes. Why should I thank you, @baldnoob?
        Dec 27, 2020
      5. Sayne
        Sayne
        smh, truly a hopeless tsundere
        Dec 27, 2020
        Rishmask likes this.
    15. Raneday
      Raneday
      Who's that akki?

      you irl?!
      1. akki
        akki
        Think it’s a model. Saw this pic on Pinterest~
        Dec 27, 2020
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    16. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      *stabs stabs* meery christmas akki~
      1. akki
        akki
        I see which list you’re going on. No presents for you~

        Merry Christmas~
        Dec 27, 2020
        Novel otaku desu likes this.
      2. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        QAQ super cruel akki chan!
        *stab stab*
        Dec 28, 2020
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    17. akki
      akki
      What is it about mouth ulcers, that despite the pain, makes you want to prod them with your tongue?
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Definitely because you know it's there.
        Dec 19, 2020
      3. FIEND
        FIEND
        Herpes
        Dec 24, 2020
    18. akki
      akki
      Bad times when you get 2 mouth ulcers at the same time~
      1. applebeans
        applebeans
        ouch--
        Dec 18, 2020
        akki likes this.
      2. FIEND
        FIEND
        u aint flossin
        Dec 24, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      RIP ice cream man~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        why you kill ice cream D:
        Dec 16, 2020
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    20. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon~
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      2. XxVioletxX
        XxVioletxX
        you are welcome ^^
        Dec 14, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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