Comments on Profile Post by ViburnumDraco

See, not so healthy either. But I'm not one to judge, normally I too eat cereals for breakfast :D

Almost as degenerate as those people that put their milk first in the bowl and then the cereal

I knew a guy in my dorm that ate microwaved cereal :/

Lazy people

Wdym my cereal consist out of oats only, my food healthiness is maxed out ;)

Well thats prob the only thing healthy about my lifestyle, we better dont talk about my sleep-rhythm here

@Beren yea, at the expense of your health, but who cares about health, right? It's 2020!

bruh first time hearing that someone microwaves his fucking cereals

My condolences, Beren

Who has healthy sleep rhythm hand in the air. Not me

Microwaves are 100% safe. It doesn't matter if you are heating cereal and milk or last nights pizza. -google

I do have a healthy sleep rhythm I always manage to get my 7-8 hrs sleep.

Google is corrupted

I mean I got 6:20 AM atm and I'm not planning to go to sleep any time soon

Can you imagine waking up to the microwave beeping and seeing your roommate shove hot cereal into his mouth? That’s a unique experience from boarding school.

it's not actually as bad unique as you make it out to be. at least it's not ramen.

My friend ate his cereal with warm milk. What a blesphemy

@HazyPrecise only because our dorm daddy would’ve killed him.

Wdym at least it is not ramen, Ramen has noodles so it's impossible for it to be bad

@Beren unless someone tattled on him. there's always the option of sticking the packets under the bed or many other places. you just need to be smart abt where.

@HazyPrecise you can smell the ramen once you cook it :/

instant ramen those cup ones! close your dorm! use air freshners!

tbh the most major danger is tattling,

@HazyPrecise we held ourselves to a strict standard of snitches get stitches.

Poor Marty Burns. His nose was never quite the same after he tattled about our poker nights.

@Beren sounds like a made up character

then it shouldn't have been a problem! I had cup noodles with my gang during an excursion trip!

@ViburnumDraco last name is made up but snitchy little weasel Marty definitely exists.

@Beren you sound like Draco Malfoy

I don’t threaten others with my father and I’m not inbred enough.

I never even read Harry Potter, wouldn''t know

I read the books but never watched the movies.

*cries* I left cake on the table and when I was gone my dog ate the cake :(

@Beren you S

What a good doggo.

Admit it, you were jealous of the cake.

I have enough cake. Seriously, help me eat it. I don't like sweets.

All I ate yesterday was cake. So no, thanks.

Also how can you not like cakes? Are you a demon?

They're too teeth-rottingly sweet. That said, tiramisu is my favourite cake because coffee and liqueur.

I don't put liqueur in my tiramisu. Also I use chocolate cappuccino for it. So you wouldn't like it. :P

Yeah, you heathen.

You just don't know what's good.

Look on the bright side, you can eat my share.

Who said I was going to share? Lol

... I meant you could have my dessert.

I thought about my tiramisu.
I don't drink.
I can eat you for dessert :D

Sorry, not into dogs. Change your pfp and I'll reconsider it.

... why everyone what's me to change my pfp? I just love dogs.
Are you cat or dog person?

I like both.

Ahhhhhh you blasted spammers!