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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      It baffles my when people toast bread and then let it cool down before they decide to butter them. Strange people~
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ...I didn't know that existed
        how do I delete this from my mind D:
        Feb 18, 2021
      3. Beren
        Beren
        There are people who butter first then toast
        Feb 18, 2021
      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        warm toast bread more delicious
        Feb 18, 2021
    2. Shalalalala
      Shalalalala
      YOUOY (•~•)/
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      2. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Saying heello in akki style UwU
        Feb 16, 2021
      3. Hasty girl
        Hasty girl
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Feb 16, 2021
      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Feb 16, 2021
    3. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      ...that title, I was just eating raisin cookies
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        at least it doesnt say cheese hater
        Feb 15, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Raisins *bleurgh* I can’t be having it~
        Feb 16, 2021
      5. melomarl
        melomarl
        T-T
        Feb 16, 2021
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon secret mad scientist~
      1. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Cool icon~~
        Feb 14, 2021
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        hehe
        Feb 15, 2021
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    5. akki
      akki
      No Valentine’s Day icons yet? Tony must be busy~
    6. akki
      akki
      America, why do you enjoy making a fool out of yourself?
      1. Shizukani likes this.
      2. platys51
        platys51
        As outsider all I can say is: I enjoy the spectacle XD
        Feb 13, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah I get a kick out of it too but with all the nonsense they spout about America being the best country in the world, and the way they talk about the American constitution, I look at that and then see the spectacle that’s happening now. And then I think what a bunch of fucking idiots~
        Feb 14, 2021
    7. akki
      akki
      We’re one month away from spring so why the fuck is it so cold now? I don’t remember it being this bad around Christmas~
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        ....i went from one extreme to another i guess.....from almost 40 degrees and UV ray light constantly to -40 degrees and high wind....
        Feb 12, 2021
      3. platys51
        platys51
        *pat pat*
        Feb 12, 2021
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Oh well, extreme cold is better since i actually can’t fall asleeep if its not cold enough
        Feb 13, 2021
    8. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      On a random side note, you're nearing 666 on your following list. You should add some random inactive people to it I say~
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    9. akki
      akki
      Today I learnt it costs $50 for an inhaler in America. What the fuck!!!
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      2. Pachia320
        Pachia320
        Look at the ambulance cost and I bet you will freak out because America really likes money.
        Feb 11, 2021
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I don't think I can find an ambulance for sale by a quick google search... >.>
        Feb 11, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        As an asthmatic I’m so glad I don’t live in America~
        Feb 13, 2021
    10. akki
      akki
      Stupid shitty weather!!!
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      2. Deleted member 304540
        Feb 10, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        I stepped out the house to go for a walk and a mini snowstorm appeared. Walked down the road and thought screw it I’m going home. And it stopped after I got in.
        Feb 11, 2021
    11. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      Random numberless question: do you already have a question 666, 1000 and/or 987 prepared?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Nope. I keep some in reserve but mostly they come to me randomly throughout the day. I’ll see something and my mind will turn it into a random question to ask~
        Feb 9, 2021
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        I see, that's good to know then~
        Feb 9, 2021
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    12. akki
      akki
      At a shopping centre and I see a girl spinning around. An hour later as I leave I see a girl spinning around. Wtf! Is that the same girl?
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      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        She must've been a spinning top come to life! You see that happening frequently enough in anime, in any case. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        Feb 7, 2021
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      3. platys51
        platys51
        My guess would be she likes spinning~

        Or did something else in meantime >.>
        Feb 7, 2021
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Feb 9, 2021
    13. Arie Sun
      Arie Sun
      Damn u are in top 10 notable members! Teach me your ways sensei
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Honestly, the main point i get out of your post, @alice shiki, isnt that I'm right with my post, but that i should get rid of the competition~
        Feb 5, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        Blackmail. Yes it’s not morally right but it’s very effective~
        Feb 5, 2021
        Hasty girl and AliceShiki like this.
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Well, knives can solve a lot of problems~ *giggles*
        Feb 5, 2021
        Hasty girl likes this.
    14. akki
      akki
      RIP Captain Sir Tom Moore~
    15. akki
      akki
      Damn I’m craving jalebi quite badly~
      1. Deleted member 312931
        Deleted member 312931
        Now I think it's been a long time since I have eaten them too...
        Jan 30, 2021
      2. Ruaan
        Ruaan
        Hot, crispy, juicy. Yum.
        Jan 30, 2021
    16. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Christmas icon?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Here you go~
        Jan 25, 2021
      3. GoldenGoddess
        Jan 25, 2021
      4. Deleted member 304540
        Jan 26, 2021
    17. akki
      akki
      I am so glad they killed off Tony Stark!
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      2. akki
        akki
        Shit character with a terrible personality. He was okay in the first iron man movie. He had a wake up call and grew up. But in the avengers movies he’s back to being a cocky shit.
        Jan 25, 2021
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        To be fair, when you cracked the mysteries of time travel, battle alien invaders and won(twice...or maybe thrice depending on how you see it), have a multi-billion dollar company, and used magical hoo ha stones to create artificial intelligence capable of emotional expression, you probably deserve to think highly of yourself.
        Feb 5, 2021
      4. Nom de Plume
        Nom de Plume
        ... spoiler Akki qwq
        Feb 12, 2021
    18. FIEND
      FIEND
      ah yus #redheadtumblergirl2015
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    19. akki
      akki
      I wish I had the ability to create trap doors wherever I want~
    20. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Cuts open your head and replaces your brain with a bottle of caffeine pills and a colledge e textbook that can never be finished*
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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