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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      New game V1 round 6: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Closest will win $100~
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      2. Zissel
        Zissel
        *puts back the table upright*
        May 1, 2021
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *place a discarded mask here*
        May 2, 2021
      4. Zissel
        Zissel
        *noms Bunz as punishment*
        May 2, 2021
    2. akki
      akki
      New game V1 round 5: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. Deleted member 304540
        Deleted member 304540
        I'm happy it wasn't 100+. But 40 is a lot too >_>
        Apr 30, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        I was fairy localish so that’s probably why it wasn’t as high as previous times.
        Apr 30, 2021
      4. Deleted member 304540
        Deleted member 304540
        People... sigh >_>
        Apr 30, 2021
    3. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the coffee disguised as a hot chocolate~
      1. amilhs
        amilhs
        Youre welcome~
        Its poison~
        Apr 26, 2021
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      2. akki
        akki
        How dare you call coffee, poison. Shoo shoo~
        Apr 26, 2021
        Coffea to Ell and amilhs like this.
      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        No.
        Its added with poison cuz the poison that was mixed,
        its colorless and tasteless. XD
        sksksk
        Apr 27, 2021
    4. akki
      akki
      Fucking hell this woman is so thick!
      1. LAOG
        LAOG
        The good kind of thick or the other kind?
        Apr 24, 2021
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      2. akki
        akki
        There’s a good kind?
        Apr 24, 2021
      3. LAOG
        LAOG
        The thick in all the right areas kind.
        Apr 24, 2021
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    5. akki
      akki
      New game V8 round 2: how many buses will I see on my walk today. The closest will win $100~
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      2. Zissel
        Zissel
        58
        Apr 24, 2021
      3. GREED444
        Apr 24, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I forgot to post again. Think I forgot the number as well...lol. Think it was 67. Congrats @Napelynn @Bobasis you share the prize~
        Apr 26, 2021
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    6. akki
      akki
      15 mins before sehri and we’ve got dirty water coming from the tap. Wtf!?!?!?
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      2. akki
        akki
        I usually keep bottled water so it was fine in the end~
        Apr 22, 2021
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      3. Zissel
        Zissel
        We don't use tap water here, store it by filtering and boiling nya~ So we somehow avoid that crisis nya~
        Apr 22, 2021
      4. Deleted member 321603
        Deleted member 321603
        Same as Mia~
        We use filtered water not tap water
        Apr 24, 2021
    7. akki
      akki
      New game V8 round 1: how many buses will I see on my walk today. The closest will win $100~
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      2. Naraina
        Naraina
        Uhm..idk.
        I've seen 200+ buses a day so.....
        Apr 22, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        If I was out all day in town then 200+ is easy. But an hour and a half walk around my local area, there's no chance~
        Apr 22, 2021
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      4. Lissi
        Lissi
        Thanks @akki !! (。◝ᴗ◜。)
        Apr 22, 2021
    8. iampsyx
      iampsyx
      *throws pokeball at @akki*
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      3. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        Waaah sorry! >.<;;; *gives bandaid and cold compress*
        Apr 22, 2021
      4. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        *mumbleIwantedanakkimonwhowouldgoakkiakkimumble*
        Apr 22, 2021
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      5. Lissi
        Lissi
        Akkimon would've been cute! |-*)
        "akki akki" la~
        Apr 22, 2021
    9. akki
      akki
      Whenever I watch cooking shows and I see them taking all the seeds out of the chilli, I always have the urge to shake my head at them..
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      3. akki
        akki
        Besides bell peppers aren’t spicy are they so it’s fine to eat
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 21, 2021
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 21, 2021
    10. akki
      akki
      New game V7 round 1: how long will I be out for my walk today. The closest time in minutes will win $100~
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        50 minutes.
        Apr 17, 2021
      3. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        58mins
        Apr 18, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Total time was 92 mins. Congrats @GonZ555 you win the prize~
        Apr 18, 2021
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    11. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Black tea or red tea?
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      3. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Apparently, it's another name for rooibos tea. Either that, or it's just 红茶 in English.
        Apr 17, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Yes, its roobois tea.
        Apr 17, 2021
      5. akki
        akki
        I’ve no idea what that is~
        Apr 17, 2021
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    12. Kefie
      Kefie
      woah pretty~~~
      1. Coffea to Ell, akki, KhayDesu and 3 others like this.
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      3. Zissel
        Zissel
        I KNOW!!!! But I like her better with her blond hair
        Apr 16, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Yes pretty. And beautiful. And very hot~ ;)
        Apr 16, 2021
        Coffea to Ell, Zissel and Kefie like this.
      5. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        She is so pretty ♡
        Apr 17, 2021
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    13. akki
      akki
      Ah man hunger pangs. Shoo shoo~
    14. akki
      akki
      New game V6: how many Audi cars do you think I will see on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        When Akkihime-sama goes out in a walk, a parade of over 9000 Audis will bow down while making an exclusive pathway for her~
        Apr 16, 2021
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        There, that's better~
        Apr 16, 2021
      5. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        Ooh! My lucky number really made me lucky . Thanks @akki :)
        Apr 17, 2021
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    15. Coffea to Ell
      Coffea to Ell
      *peek* Hello~ there is someone who wants to have few man friend. here @GREED444
      he is good boy (said himself)
      please give him a guidance

      ps : hope you forgot I think you're a girl before
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        +1 for coffee... xD
        Apr 16, 2021
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      4. GREED444
        GREED444
        Ido every thing except fore red head I love white head
        Really big fan of coffe
        Apr 17, 2021
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      5. Zissel
        Zissel
        Cool cool..... Good guidance. *noting it all down*
        Apr 17, 2021
        Coffea to Ell and GREED444 like this.
    16. akki
      akki
      New game V5: I’m in the office today. How many calls in total do you think I will make and receive. Closest will win $100~
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      3. Kefie
        Kefie
        16
        Apr 10, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I was too lazy to post this earlier. Which is lucky for @Thefie cos the final count was exactly 16. Congrats you win the prize~
        Apr 10, 2021
        Deleted member 304540 and Kefie like this.
      5. Kefie
        Kefie
        tysm!!! ^-^
        Apr 10, 2021
        Deleted member 304540 and akki like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      All you guys out there, what is your trick to shaving your tache below your nostrils?
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *sips akki's coffee while listening*
        Apr 8, 2021
      3. Parth37955
        Parth37955
        You get a trimmer
        Apr 9, 2021
    18. akki
      akki
      Wtf have they done to Oscar in Douluo Continent drama? I get that they make changes when things are adapted from novels, but this is stupid~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        What did they do?
        Apr 7, 2021
      2. akki
        akki
        He appears to be an over dramatic writer who wants to turn everyone into actors.
        Apr 7, 2021
    19. akki
      akki
      I've come across Martial Universe drama. What load of bullshit. What's wrong with this mc, is he suffering from some mental illness?
      1. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Typical xianxia MC
        Apr 6, 2021
    20. akki
      akki
      Them novels where the mc dreams of being a farmer. I get it~
      1. AQZ likes this.
      2. AQZ
        AQZ
        seems so peaceful, but the city life is so convenient~
        Apr 6, 2021
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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