Ophious
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Ophious

Pathfinder kinda fun, Male, 22, from New Home

3 teeth were shattered, need a root canal, pain Mar 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM

    1. Enigma
      Enigma
      Ophi everytime your name is mentioned a cataclysmic level event happens are you he who must not be named?
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Oh.
        It seems that the meteor shower bombardment was slightly stronger than expected.

        By the way, that is not a lake. That is the new addition to the ocean.
        Apr 30, 2021
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        You had an ego? *gasps*
        Apr 30, 2021
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        .....
        I might have accidentally told a god of ophi’s existence....?
        May 7, 2021
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    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      Heya a Ophi I know that ya having some trouble cleaning ya place and the likes

      That's why here:

      *Gives a claymore mine*
      It's the best Roomba for ya Ophi

      Just grab the pin and it will clean 50 m radius around your house~
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      2. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        They're fighting over you in an intergalactic court of course~
        Apr 29, 2021
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        There's an actual novel where the mcs harem rages an intergalactic war over him because he was indecisive.

        Cant remember the name of it though
        Apr 29, 2021
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *tilt head*
        Harem is suffering you know? You need to earn it~
        May 7, 2021
    3. Enigma
      Enigma
      Congratulations ophi on escaping the time loop with only 19 quadrillion resets~~~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Congrats~ which bad end did you like?
        Apr 28, 2021
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *pats Ophi-kun for the job well done*
        Apr 28, 2021
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        grats

        now to bad end #11314254548
        Apr 28, 2021
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    4. Ophious
      Ophious
      Reading my Psuc book about Social Phobia and feel completely called out...
    5. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      *obligatory pats*
      There there
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    6. Halcyon Observer
      Halcyon Observer
      I have been recently made aware that you take on the attributes of the foods you eat.

      Being an immortal is fine, and experimenting with cultivation is encouraged, but you do not have to forcibly link your cultivation with your taste buds.
      Here is a manual to help remedy the problem.
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        CULTIVATION SOLVES NOTHING!!!!!
        WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE IMMORTAL STEP ON THE PATH TO REACH IMMORTALITY?!?!?!?!??!!
        IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
        Apr 25, 2021
      4. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        So they can remedy their physique that amplifies the attributes of the food they eat?
        Apr 25, 2021
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Ophy's words are taken as a grain of salt.
        Apr 28, 2021
    7. Enigma
      Enigma
      *watches ophi burst into flames after eating hot Food.*

      *sees him turn into an ice sculpture after eating cold food*

      Oh when did you learn this trick ophi and what would happen if we fed you other types of food?
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        And it's only Day 4 out of 7 in the time loop..
        Poor ophi..
        Apr 24, 2021
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        He's actually doing pretty good in the loop he's only had it reset on him a couple trillion of times so far.
        Apr 24, 2021
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Oof. I wonder if he mastered some new skills while in the loop...
        Apr 24, 2021
    8. Ophious
      Ophious
      Almost had a heart attack today because of my finals, apparently the prof set the time for it to be 7 am to 9 pm but I misread it as 9 am...
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        The world
        Apr 23, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 23, 2021
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm not at fault whatsoever
        Apr 23, 2021
    9. Enigma
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Again
        I've said it before I've said it agian
        NONE OF THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
        STOP LISTENING TO OTHERS LIE ABOUT ME!!!
        Apr 21, 2021
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat ophi*
        Make sure your Rbcs are doing their jobs correctly okie~?
        Apr 22, 2021
    10. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *place a bubbly pinkish drink and a brownish drink with something floating near the bottom of the drink*
      Drink one~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        ... i prepared a response about pitying you for the cheek pinch that you might had to face through..
        But now i'm non-ironically pitying you...
        Apr 19, 2021
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I mean I did get my cheeks pinch from my aunt's
        Just not any of my grandparents friends, most passed away around the time my mom was still in high school apparently while others just lived too far to stay in contact
        Apr 19, 2021
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        What did you do for entertainment?
        *sips the pink bubbly drink*
        Apr 19, 2021
    11. Ophious
      Ophious
      You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Yeah... really should get around to cleaning one day
        Apr 18, 2021
      3. Isaac20
        Isaac20
        Lazy one, aren't we? Haha..
        Apr 19, 2021
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Pretty sure most of the people here are just as lazy!
        Apr 19, 2021
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    12. Ophious
      Ophious
      I've fallen deep into honkai and genshin.... All the time I could be using to read webnovels has gone into grinding... Orz
      1. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        I'm really curious about honkai. But I don't think my potato phone has anymore space for it so I just content myself with watching yt clips QwQ
        Apr 18, 2021
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        There's a PC version of honkai too
        Apr 18, 2021
    13. Ophious
      Ophious
      Have to write an essay about Daoism for my RLGN class, those 5 years reading chinese webnovels are finally gonna come in handy
    14. Halcyon Observer
      Halcyon Observer
      Hmmm. You've placed yourself in a rather intriguing situation of growing a harem at the cost of spontaneous chaotic death and subsequent resurrection.
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        But I've never had a harem though????????
        Apr 15, 2021
      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Hmm? From what I'm aware of, you have a harem you claim to not have though.
        Apr 15, 2021
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No I'm pretty sure if I had a harem I'd know about it
        but no matter how you look at it there is no harem at all around me
        Apr 15, 2021
    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I'll let you do my job.
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    16. Enigma
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Enigma... I think that las mt thing that we made Ophi... lead to this...
        Apr 12, 2021
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      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Ophi, how many kids you need to feed in your house? (you have so many clones)

        also, where is your "normal" house? is it under graveyard?
        Apr 12, 2021
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        A cathouse looks fun~
        Apr 12, 2021
    17. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        No wonder i feel that there's more virus around..
        Apr 9, 2021
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I wonder if he'll get a lot of fanart made out of him~
        Apr 9, 2021
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Ppfft ophi a human? Ain't ya late to be telling April fool's joke ophi?
        Apr 10, 2021
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    18. Enigma
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        @Blitz isn't that old ophi.....
        Apr 8, 2021
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Poor Blitz-chan~
        Apr 8, 2021
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      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        hmm Enigma...why are you making some r18 stuff here? Not that I'm gonna judge your fetish...still...is it because of Oph saying he wanna to screw ya and meatbun? I mean would there be some [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] that will be [REDACTED] by [REDACTED] so [REDACTED] [REDACTED]? Then after [REDACTED] will go [REDACTED]?
        Apr 9, 2021
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    19. Enigma
      Enigma
      *sees ophi flashing*

      *here's announcement saying ophi will blow up in ten minutes *

      ..... Ophi what did you do this time?
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        ehh... ophi can't take exams stress and eat bunz? wow
        Apr 8, 2021
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        no thanks ophi
        Apr 8, 2021
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      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Ophi, don’t become Zeus....

        Also, i found out that the best mating cry is to just shout “Caw Caw” multiple times for a while~

        I mean, it works for me in Jackbox~
        Apr 8, 2021
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    20. Ophious
      Ophious
      Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Superman cape.
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Your welcome and good luck with whatever you're about to do~
        Apr 2, 2021
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Random tidbit, another 8 year old did that when I was elementary, he has to wear a helmet for life since he dove off a balcony
        Apr 3, 2021
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Superman cape \o/
        Apr 3, 2021
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    Birthday:
    Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
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    Location:
    New Home
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    Government Official yay
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    Rank: 0
    HP: 10
    MP: 10
    ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
    DEF: 3
    AGI: 7
    INT: 1
    WIS
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    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

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    - [Heavy Blow] (Level 0)
    [Melee Attack that deals +2 damage] (4 MP)

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