Comments on Profile Post by Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

Is that why you only have one eye, ken?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THOSE SPARKLY CUNTS

Lmao

Nah, the reason for that is not so dumb. I am not like the great Nick Fury, who got his eye scratched out by an alien cat. I'm better than that. I sold mine to buy a FUCKING SNICKERS IN A CONVENIENCE STORE.

Damn.

I'm sorry, I guess I read too much Chainsaw Man.

More.

NOW I'VE GOT A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS KPOP SONG SCRATCHING MY BRAIN LIKE IT WANTS IT TO CHANGE ITS HIDE GODDAMIT

Nice.

KDA?

Yes. Motherfuckers gave a dash to Rammus and made me quit the game for an indefinite amount of time, so I *really* appreciate when that song wiggles its way around my conscience.

Fuck, you're a quitter.
I hate those of people, especially feeding quitter.

Oh no no no. I finish what I start, and then I quit.

It's just incredibly frustrating seeing the Vayne who you made sure to camp get absolutely destroyed because Rammus got one 800 gold shutdown and finished the vroom vroom mythic.

No amount of peel can protect a hoe from a FLYING FUCKING ARMADILLO.

Yeah, rammus is kinda annoying becuz he's fucking tanky and fast.

Your vayne teammate must be the epitome of stupidness to get wrecked by a tank farm.

And how about his damage my guy? As a challenger main rammus from my region says, "Late game Rammus is an assassin, and no one expects that"

I mean, she was someone who paid someone else to boost her account, and she built immortal shieldbow on Vayne, so yeah, your assumption is quite right.

Not only that, but she built Guinsoo right afterwards. Ever seen a Vayne deal less damage than a wet noodle having erectile dysfunction problems? I have

Daaa~

Toothpick vayne xD

Even with the ult, its still a toothpick.

XD Oh wow, Ken's alive.

It's funny coming back as a quite different person and seeing how FUCKING CRINGY I WAS JESUS CHRIST

Hey Osa, how you doing? Is your mut still around? Hope she is, she seemed like a cute ball of death to your enemies

Mut?

Your doggy

I learned the word mut and wanted to use it as much as possible

Same as "punt" *punts you*