Comments on Profile Post by Bobasis

Okay. You can have it. I didn't need it anyways.

I offered her my balls cuz I don't have boobs, but she refused... T-T

You shouldn't have offered your balls. You should have offered your brain or heart. She probably would've accepted that. She loves human organs after all.

ah, but who doesn't like soccer balls?

Apparently bobasis

I hate sports so your ball collection isn’t needed ^^

then what about my other ball collection? I needed men for that one! ><

I need man boobs not balls ^^

I have a collection of them, too. Bloody, but will do. You want 'em?

Yes .....wait where did you get them >_>;;;

no need to know... ^^

or... do you want to go to the basement to see the sources?

Sure .....I don’t like unknown donors

ah, well, please wait a minute... it seems one of them got killed in an 'accident'... just a while. But until then, would you come to my house in the middle of the forest?

>_>;;;;;;; I feel like I’m gonna be butchered next for your body part collection

Ah, no, no. I won't be butchering you... john *ahem* hon.

@Softie Chiri Sweet granny pick me up I’m scared >_>;;;

ah, granny is already in there, waiting for you

Waiting for me as a dead corpse ......

No, she's my accomplic— *ahem* friend.

@Gongjunim Athy arrest these people. I’ll wait for my ride where it’s safe

Ah, athy's also in on thi—*ahem* she's also a friend of mine.

Don’t drag the princess into this Cadmar

what?

......WTF . I’ll wait for oni-Chan to pick me 2000 miles away from your house

h, onii-chan's in the house, dear, waiting for you.

just like granny

Why is everyone in the house...

EXACTLY like granny

because we realized that collecting balls from men was much better than collecting regular balls. Then, we realized that collecting boobs from mean was also way better than collecting boobs from @Bobasis.

A profiting trade.

>_>;;; I’ll leave by myself . I feel bad for all the shotas and lolis locked up in cadmar’s basement

rakes us 1.6 million nuffies per month.

Can I have some nuffies?

they're not shota or lolis. They are fat middle-aged men.

......who the hell is buying your balls and boobs

join our cul *ahem* group and you can have nuffies.

Even worse >_>;;

deprived old widows.

....I-

yeah. we all know you're one, @Bobasis. you came to ask for boobies and ballls.

I only need boobs no balls >_> and they’re only for gramp’s experiments

but you still came to boobs and balls corporate, so you are now deemed a deprived old widow!

I’m not! I only came to pick them up for gramps ! Gramps is the deprived old widow not me !

lol... think about how that sounds... xD

He’s been a deprived old widow after granny left him and died for her other lover

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