Ophi how convenient of you to have just come out the shower as someone breaks in. You went in there as a part of your seduction technique right? When you hear someone breaking in you grab a weapon. Who gets naked and jumps in the shower? Fess up!!
?!?!?!?!?!?!? @akki I WAS GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES WHEN SOMEONE KICKED DOWN THE DOOR!
PLUS DO YOU THINK I'D EVEN BOTHER GRABBING A WEAPON WHEN MOST OF THE TIME ITS YOU PEOPLE WHO BREAK INTO MY PLACE TO TAKE MY STUFF!?
Bullshit. We only take stuff you don’t need. But we left you weapons. It’s all part of your training after all. Hold on, is this why you keep failing? Cos you don’t take the weapons with you? @Enigma@AliceShiki in all those tests you’ve carried out did y’all never give Ophi an eye test?
SINCE WHEN DID A CURSED CYPRESS STICK COUNT AS A WEAPON?!?!??!
AND WHAT THE HELL D OYOU MEAN YOU ONLY TAKE THINGS I DON'T NEED?!?!?!??! YOU KEEP ON STEALING MY FOOD!!!!!
I only take coffee. You don’t need that. You have enough stimulus in your life already~
And your food is only taken so that you could improve your foraging and hunting skills. It’s crucial for outdoor survival ain’t it. *sighs* everyone’s good intentions has been misunderstood by ophi..
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