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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Raven Evernight
      Raven Evernight
      You owe cute adorable little brother greed 40 don’t forget to return it quack quack
      1. Deleted member 321603
        Deleted member 321603
        What does that 40 means?
        Jun 21, 2021
      2. akki
        akki
        Shhh! That's a secret~
        Jun 21, 2021
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    2. akki
      akki
      That empty feeling you get after finishing a good anime/drama/novel is a life sucker~
      1. Alicia_Alize
        Alicia_Alize
        IKR, It hurts like... Your world is crumbling
        Jun 23, 2021
    3. akki
      akki
      Took the stickers off my laptop. Now it looks so naked..
      1. asriu
        asriu
        pervert~
        it just common laptop~
        why ya call it naked?
        Jun 19, 2021
      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Did you at least leave a sticker on the camera so no one can secretly watch you?
        Jun 19, 2021
    4. akki
      akki
      1,189 and counting. Erm subtracting?
    5. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Please create Nuf brand coffee
      1. akki
      2. akki
        akki
        Though that would just be the logo I guess. Dunno bout the name. I’ll have to think about that
        Jun 23, 2021
      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        But what about taste and fragrance??
        Jun 23, 2021
    6. akki
      akki
      Ever go out for a walk and think I'll walk down road A today. But then you see someone hot and suddenly find yourself walking down road B..
      1. Glass Shard and Little Evil like this.
      2. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        Oh, my~
        Have you seen a mirror?
        Jun 16, 2021
      3. Zissel
        Zissel
        No. I just turn my head and keep looking at him while walking down my chosen road till I can see him no longer.
        Jun 16, 2021
    7. Ahodesuga
      Ahodesuga
      *gives akki a flower crown* *runs away*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *admires the crown* thanks~
        Jun 16, 2021
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      3. Ahodesuga
        Ahodesuga
        You're welcome~
        Jun 16, 2021
        akki likes this.
    8. Kiss
      Kiss
      Can you tag me with questions please? ~
      * shiny eyes *
      ... A little without shame, but please ~~
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Sure I can do that. There’s only 80-ish questions left though~
        Jun 13, 2021
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      3. Kiss
        Kiss
        *le gasp*
        B-But thank you~
        Jun 13, 2021
        akki likes this.
      4. Zissel
        Zissel
        Random question??? I want some too!!!
        Jun 13, 2021
        Kiss likes this.
    9. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Would you grow coffee if you were planted??
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Are you just saying that in order to be watered with coffee??
        Jun 13, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        As a coffee addict of course I have to be watered with coffee. Otherwise I will wither for sure~
        Jun 14, 2021
      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        *pours coffee on you from a watering can*
        Jun 14, 2021
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    10. akki
      akki
      Stupid hot weather causing my cheese roll to go mouldy. Grrr!!! Summer booooooo!!!
      1. Stealth
        Stealth
        Make you look hotter then
        Jun 13, 2021
        akki likes this.
      2. zetsuen_dark
        zetsuen_dark
        but doesn't it make it taste better? *laughs*
        Jun 13, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      When you bite into a chocolate coated biscuit and realise there is no biscuit inside. Nice~
      1. Shizukani likes this.
      2. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Eii \(°o°)/
        Jun 13, 2021
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    12. akki
      akki
      Almost 1 year after I had my test, today the doc checked my eyes and said okay you can be discharged. These time wasting fuckers. Grrr!!
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      3. Ahodesuga
        Ahodesuga
        Croissants are life hehehehe :>
        Jun 12, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Congrats.
        Jun 12, 2021
      5. Zissel
        Zissel
        Congrats!!! And have fun treating yourself!!! o7
        Jun 12, 2021
    13. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      What if you grew a second head?
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        If one head got sick, would the other be sick as well?
        Jun 12, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Unless it’s a magical floating head that’s not connected to the body then of course it’ll get sick right?
        Jun 12, 2021
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        At least you would have to worry about brain cancer or losing an eye…Probably…
        Jun 13, 2021
    14. Agentt
      Agentt
      *wraps around akki friendly*
      1. akki
        akki
        *gently pokes with sword* what’s going on here?
        Jun 12, 2021
    15. Agentt
      Agentt
      Mermain stood up?
    16. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Random question 01: Did your random questions start at #01 or just at some random number?
      1. Grey_Angel and akki like this.
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        -If you are given chance to marry a mange / anime / novel character, who would it be?
        -A fictional character that you think is amazing, but think will be intolerable if you have to deal with him irl everyday?
        -if you are a mad scientist and can do anything disregarding ethics or morals, what would your research be?
        Jun 4, 2021
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      4. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        -if you are allowed to enter your name in the Guinness world records for anything you like, despite being able to do it or not, what would the record be?
        -would you rather have the ability to talk to animals or see and talk to ghosts?
        Jun 4, 2021
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      5. akki
        akki
        Nice one. These are really good. Thanks~ <3
        Jun 6, 2021
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    17. Skullie
      Skullie
      If you have to choose between hot chocolate and chocolate milk, which one would you prefer?
      1. HNCKrstl likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Chocolate milk easily. I don’t like hot chocolate~
        Jun 1, 2021
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        It’s the opposite for me~ Hot drinks or soups calm my stomach and cold drink or soup make me uneasy~
        Jun 1, 2021
        HNCKrstl likes this.
    18. Grey_Angel
      Grey_Angel
      useless information about myself: The best jam I've ever eaten was an orange jam my neighbor made.
      1. akki
        akki
        Useless information: I think you ate jamechi’s cousin..
        Jun 1, 2021
    19. Shizukani
      Shizukani
      |ωㆁ) Hello, I've always been meaning to ask you... what does "YOUOY" mean? (●´⌓`●)
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Are you claiming to not be one??
        May 31, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        I think I did come up with it. It was on a welcome post and think there was mention of different ways of doing it. And I said post YOUOY on profiles to say hi. And I just kept doing it myself. Pretty sure I suggested it first. But without finding the post I can’t be sure~
        May 31, 2021
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      5. akki
        akki
        Oh and YOUOY is welcome and (•~•)/ is just Mong-chan tagging along haha
        May 31, 2021
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    20. Agentt
      Agentt
      Can I grill that fishie?
      1. akki
        akki
        *slaps your face with the tail*
        May 30, 2021
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    Gender:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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