Comments on Profile Post by Princess Kito

Sod off ya wee wanker, I'm from Utah not Texas, and I'm Mormon. Get this unholy spam off my profile.

BUT ITS SO FUNNY SHSVBAJA D

And I thought my humour was bad...

No, yours is terrible

Mine is so bad, it's considered funny.

Well mine is so bad, people laugh out of pity

Pathetic.

..I wanna be like you when I grow up

You’re so cool and hot, god, I wish I could do the things you do

You do NOT want to be like me. Besides, I'm technically not 'grown up' quite yet anyway, so, technically, how does that make sense?

I-

How can I be cool and hot at once?


Wow, I should make dad jokes for a living.

Well, I’ve always kinda looked up to you as somewhat of a role model

You’re quick to tell me not to do something anyway. I prefer you over my actual guardians

I'd rather listen to a rock than my own advice, but I'm happy you can see the good qualities in me and aspire to be that.

Cause you’re just great like that, ya’know? If only I was as tall and dreamy. Lucky bastard

Rock..?

I don't think seeing my chronic pain, mentally draining depression and anxiety, and self-loathing are something to look up to. And knife throwing isn't a required skill in day to day life.

What are things about me you aspire to be then?

Rocks can’t spek

I speak to rocks, mind your friggin business.
Answer the question.

"Tall and dreamy"
So I'm generic?

I knew I'd make a good Disney prince someday.

Mmh- well you know when to stop, most of the time at least. And you just- make people happy. Like, dude, how can you care so much about a person, that you give them rules even you yourself don’t follow

Everyday with you is a constant reminder that there is always a special something, or someone, out there. And it may not be waiting, but it’s coming..?

EWWWW CHEESY

I'm a hypocrite of love, it's what I do best.
Besides making cakes and erotic poetry.
That's really where my skillset comes to a stop. Unless you count crying while dehydrated as a worthy skill?

Ugh. I HATE how you put yourself down like that

Hell do you MEAN, I just complimented myself. Didn't I?

Nah, re-reading that it does sound a little flimsy, sorry.

If I were to tell you how much I appreciated and loved you, you’d find something to throw back that’s negative about yourself, then I’m back to square 1. You gotta stop it

While I won't deny that, I should say, there are sometimes when I didn't throw a negative. I'm self loving at times.

Grrr be self loving ALL the time

Promises I never intend to keep are never on my to do list darling.

I wish- I wish I could just slap the pale off of you

Maybe then you’d have some sense. But my head is pounding at the moment.

Pale?

Yes. Pale.

How would being less pale affect my self love and lifestyle?

No..I meant like..slap you..so hard that- neverminddd you don’t get it >:v

I don't get it...