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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Lovely
      Lovely
      mep
      1. akki
        akki
        *throws a net over you* I caught a lovely~ muwahahaha!
        Aug 26, 2021
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      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        D: nyooooo!
        Aug 29, 2021
    2. akki
      akki
      We had lockdown, people met up and died from covid. We got the vaccines and people are still dying cos they refuse to get it. Wtf people!?!
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      2. akki
        akki
        I’m seeing stories of people saying they’re healthy people who look after themselves. They don’t need the vaccine. And then they die from covid. So dumb.
        Aug 26, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Saw one yesterday where a care worker died from covid cos she didn’t get the vaccine. I don’t get it. With her job she should’ve been vaccinated. She had a baby as well. They baptised her at the woman’s funeral~
        Aug 26, 2021
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        And now doctors in one hospital just walked out cause they were fed up dealing with people who aren’t taking vaccinating themselves.
        Aug 27, 2021
    3. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      you know~
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        all anyone would have to do is copy paste the same thing over and over
        Aug 22, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah we had something like that years back. Good times. So many Pokemon won. Otherwise I don’t think I could have completed the first set so easily.
        Aug 22, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        All them people have gone now I think. Now people sporadically hit the piñata
        Aug 22, 2021
    4. akki
      akki
      Coffee is so good that even this bug decided to have a sip. Dumb fuck! Couldn’t you find someone else’s coffee to drown yourself in?
      1. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        Funny how I dreamed of a non existent blue bug that just looks like a roach but in 3X last night
        Aug 21, 2021
    5. Muskanoo
      Muskanoo
      Did u like coffee
      1. akki
        akki
        Coffee? Yes I love coffee. Do you have some?
        Aug 17, 2021
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      2. Muskanoo
        Muskanoo
        Yeah! Here are the *mocha coffee beans* as a gift of my friend ship
        Aug 17, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Aug 18, 2021
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    6. akki
      akki
      698 to go~
    7. akki
      akki
      I see twins dressed the same, I get it. Siblings, yeah that’s fine. But seeing mums and daughters wearing the same clothes is kinda weird~
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        14-16... still a kid..kek
        Aug 16, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Less kid and more teen. And definitely not cute~
        Aug 16, 2021
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      5. fireflying
        fireflying
        Hmm... I think it's nice that the parent and kid have a nice relationship, but to each their own I suppose D:
        Aug 16, 2021
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    8. Deleted member 202210
      Deleted member 202210
      *puts a hot caramel latte on your table*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Aug 15, 2021
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    9. akki
      akki
      Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee time~
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      2. Cerene
        Cerene
        Milk time.
        Aug 13, 2021
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      3. Deleted member 369806
        Aug 13, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Shoo shoo. Don't say such a blasphemous thing here~
        Aug 13, 2021
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    10. akki
      akki
      Free cornetto~ yummy!
      1. Cerene
        Cerene
        Yummmm
        Aug 13, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      Today I came across a woman with the middle name ‘Boob’. Why would a parent do that to their child?
    12. akki
      akki
      745 to go~
      1. Cerene
        Cerene
        ?
        Aug 7, 2021
      2. Deleted member 367916
        Deleted member 367916
        746 soon...
        Aug 7, 2021
    13. akki
      akki
      When an athlete slows down as they’re reaching the finishing line and get overtaken, do you feel sympathy or apathy seeing that?
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        It's a mix of things, and not everybody has the same reasons
        For one, simply being so close to the goal makes you relax - that's generally why people say aim further, both in stuff like this and boxing and such.
        Aug 7, 2021
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Another part is that with the blood and wind rushing through your ears, you simply don't hear people behind you, especially when your focus is forwards
        So when somebody is close behind, you might not even know (and looking back during a race is bad)
        Aug 7, 2021
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        What also happens sometimes is that you exhaust yourseof too early - if you're already spent before reaching the goal, you'll end up slowing down too.
        Or collapsing afterwards, lol
        Aug 7, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      What’s the etiquette amongst Chinese writers? Does writer B call writer A and say “bro your novel is good. I’m gna steal it”?
      1. Cerene likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Or is there no such thing?
        Aug 5, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      Free coffee is the best~ ☕️\(•~•)
      1. Cerene
        Cerene
        No doubt.
        Aug 4, 2021
    16. akki
      akki
      Note to self: shoo shoo~
      1. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Right, go to sleep
        Aug 1, 2021
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      2. Deleted member 369806
        Aug 1, 2021
      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        No, sleep
        Aug 2, 2021
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    17. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      pew pew
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      3. Skyelyne
        Skyelyne
        No, that's exactly why I should meet up with Rika somewhere isolated.
        How does it feel to get betrayed btw, @akki ?
        Aug 1, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        It hurt more than that time my coffee jar fell and a quarter of it spilt out.
        Aug 1, 2021
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      5. akki
        akki
        Hold on, you want to be alone with Rika so she shoots you?
        Aug 1, 2021
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    18. akki
      akki
      I received a text from a number I don’t recognise saying “wrong number”. How strange~
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      2. MasterCuddler
        MasterCuddler
        You got rejected before you even said anything rip
        Jul 30, 2021
    19. akki
      akki
      It is time for coffee~ ☕️\(•~•)
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    20. akki
      akki
      I wish I could lower or raise my body temperature by 1-10°C with a simple thought~
      1. Cerene likes this.
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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