Comments on Profile Post by Zissel

It is indeed both *pat pat*

Orz

For how long will you keep patting me??? My head's starting to hurt

*pat pat* can switch to your back

*lies dead*

*rub rub*

Now you're rubbing me??? What's wrong with you???

*head rubs* poor old granny

Yeah, your granny. But not old

*stuffs cream puffs in your hands to prevent you from rubbing*

*wipes it on you* oldie

Wha...?!?! I gave you cream puffs!! CREAM PUFF!!!! They're meant for eating, not wiping..... Wait, do you not know what cream puffs are??? Bwahahahaha~!!!!

I do, but am not hungry sooooooo *wipes on you some more*

Why're you wiping them on me??? And what are you wiping?!?! Cream puffs aren't for wiping!!! ヽ（≧□≦）ノ

*wipes some on your face*

*scowls* Stop it!!! Stop!!! You're ruining the cream puffs!! My precious cream puffs!!! *sobs* Waahhh!!!!!

*wipes on your back*

Waahhh~!!!! Don't!!!

*wipes on your legs*

*runs off to take a shower to rinse all the cream off*

*cries in the shower*

*throws a bucket of cream puffs into the shower*

Where did you even find so many cream puffs?!?! And at least, respect my privacy, and spare me

Obviously I bought them *smug* Not like there's anything to see you oldie *sneer*

*hits you with a mallet* So what?!?! I'm a person too

and old wrinkly one, like a raisin *sneer*

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Like I've said countless times already, I'm not an oldie!!! And definitely not wrinkly!!!

You are both *pat pat*

*kicks your stomach and runs away*

*throws more cream puffs at you*

*throws backs the cream puffs and runs away faster*

*throws them and makes them explode on you*

Cream puffs don't explode!!! *throws @Togepi at you and gets away from this place*

What is happening? and why are creampuffs exploding and a person being thrown?

Coz' IKEA's crazy, mental, I tell ya

Mwahaha these ones do!

Ummm what?

Told ya, IKEA's mental, psycho

Ikea? What?

The person whose profile you're on rn, he's IKEA

Omg I see the Ikea

You should really ignore the oldie, her mind is slowly going

so, is this turning into a new spam thread cause both of you want to have the last word??

Yeah, Alea....... I was thinking the same

I won't ignore her, samia is a good friend :D

Wondering if I should officially turn this into a spam post by mentioning the spammers.......... Don't think it'd work TBH

*pats Alex* Good job, you've proven yourself to be a true friend

if you kept it alive enough, it could...

Hmm..... *thonkies*

Hehe I like nice pats!