Lynx
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Lynx

Professional...on lewd matter, Male, from Jakarta

I just wonder if its just me that feel that i'm in a sauna when i step outside today? Oct 15, 2021

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    1. Lynx
      Lynx
      I just wonder if its just me that feel that i'm in a sauna when i step outside today?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Rain so nice tho. I love watching rain from this big window on my room while having music, something to read and some warm hot choco.
        Oct 15, 2021
      3. Lynx
        Lynx
        If its weekend, and i'm at home, comfy and warm, yes i agree with you, on friday at work, 40 mnts from home, traffic and rain...not so much
        Oct 15, 2021
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        such a sad thing having to go out for work. My siblings are mostly working from home, I forgot to consider that D:
        Oct 15, 2021
    2. Deleted member 321603
      Deleted member 321603
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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      2. Shalalalala
        Shalalalala
        Happy Birthday!!
        Hope you enjoy your day~
        *gives big choco*
        *pops confetti*
        。゚.☆ εεε(*´Д`*)_畄
        Oct 11, 2021
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    3. Lynx
      Lynx
      Well, another year, another birthday, getting older again
      1. Kaylee likes this.
      2. Deleted member 321603
        Deleted member 321603
        It's soon~~
        Oct 10, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        Happy getting older~
        Oct 10, 2021
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    4. Lynx
      Lynx
      Eating spicy food yesterday and its freakin delicious...today, after squatting in the toilet for the 3rd times, im thinking, is it worth it?
      1. otaku31 likes this.
    5. Lynx
      Lynx
      Squashed a big fat worm while cleaning vegetables,outside : its just a worm, no big deal. Inside : screaming like a little girl : Kyaaaa!!!!
    6. Lynx
      Lynx
      Teaching my niece to spell, T-I-G-E-R, Me: what does it say? Niece: Biscuit!!!...Me: *Facepalm*
      1. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Feed her!
        Aug 26, 2021
    7. Lynx
      Lynx
      Always love to see my dog 'wtf are u doing human?' expression whenever i do some bizarre movement in front of him.
    8. Lynx
      Lynx
      Put 'Do not disturb' mode, put your cellphone down and forget about it. 10 minutes later...."where the fuck is my phone? Anyone see it?"
      1. otaku31, ciana, Munimuyi and 5 others like this.
    9. Lynx
      Lynx
      Just to make sure you know, there' a word 'die' on a 'diet'...
      1. ciana likes this.
      2. zetsuen_dark
        zetsuen_dark
        dying in studying but here we are
        Jun 11, 2021
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      3. Lynx
        Lynx
        Also 'fun' in 'funeral', but hey its about perspective
        Jun 11, 2021
    10. Lynx
      Lynx
      So....what to do when you have zero sleepiness at 3.30 a.m? Zilch, zero, nada...etc...and btw i have to wake up at 7...i'm screwed...
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      2. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        You give up.
        May 30, 2021
      3. Bobasis
        Bobasis
        Stay up until 7
        May 30, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        If you wanna sleep I’d say try reading a dull novel. If you wanna stay awake I’d say coffee and an anime works~
        May 30, 2021
    11. Lynx
      Lynx
      I need caffeine....fast, my eyelid seems like a lover that love each other that haven't meet for years...
      1. Kiss
        Kiss
        You sould stop caffeine~
        May 20, 2021
    12. Lynx
      Lynx
      Lost my grip on my ipad while on the bed, in my hurry i grabbed it and...stabbed it to my chest. I basically committed harakiri with ipad...
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    13. Lynx
      Lynx
      When you're dead, you won't know that you are dead, its only difficult for other person....the same case with stupidity...
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    14. Lynx
      Lynx
      An evil idea : If you fart and want everybody to feel it, just say " I smell popcorn." Everybody takes a deep breath....
    15. Lynx
      Lynx
      Cut my hair yesterday, and today my 6/mo nephew doesn't recognize me and keep crying everytime he sees me...hmmm..any advice?
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      2. LAOG
        LAOG
        Go for it man. I am ready
        Mar 16, 2021
      3. Lynx
        Lynx
        @LAOG i promise you won't die........easily....
        Mar 16, 2021
      4. yunaa
        yunaa
        Is that 6 months??
        He is too small. Play with him and be nice to him and eventually he will start recognising you as new uncle ..
        Mar 16, 2021
    16. Lynx
      Lynx
      My body feels tired after running....in my dream, is it just psychological or something?
      1. Zeusomega
        Zeusomega
        No your stamina is just in the negatives.. Just thinking or dreaming about work will tire u out XD
        Mar 10, 2021
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    17. Lynx
      Lynx
      Saw a woman having a huge verbal fight....with herself. At first i thought she was on the phone but nope...she's just plain crazy.
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      2. melomarl
        melomarl
        Careful 'cause some of them chase random people
        Mar 1, 2021
      3. Deleted member 97520
        Deleted member 97520
        She's gone cyberpsycho, Regina Jones will prolly call me soon. Don't worry, citizen, this op merc wil take her down with my ultimate combo: Silenced revolver with 4x headshot damage and 2.5x stealth damage along with my cyber mod that makes all of my shots non-lethal so I'll get that little bit of extra cash.

        One shot, one kill, no luck, all skill.
        Mar 1, 2021
    18. Lynx
      Lynx
      My pant that's been hanged on the wall since months ago just fall on its own just when i'm about to sleep at 2 a.m..months..fall on its own.
    19. Lynx
      Lynx
      Mouse...meet the Cat, that's how my niece expression showed when i saw her hand inside the candy jar, just when i pass by...
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      2. c.decora
        c.decora
        Feb 24, 2021
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    20. Lynx
      Lynx
      Ever smell rotten egg? I mean truly...rotten..egg? If you have you'll know if your gag reflex functioned properly or not, can't stop gagging
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      3. amaliajun
        amaliajun
        Hm... I have smelled rotten egg. Even ate once by mistake (cooked). Ever since then I always check them by putting it in water.
        Feb 23, 2021
      4. Lynx
        Lynx
        The color is a bit green and gray and the smell is so....undescribeable
        Feb 23, 2021
      5. amaliajun
        amaliajun
        How many months old is that egg to become like that... *gasp*
        Feb 23, 2021
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