*blesses you* You probably don’t need it though. Just get surgery performed on your spine or something and become a human giraffe. It’s much more reliable than me blessing you.
dude... he has a daughter while being a trap... and I don't even have waifu. I need some NUF marriage.
Mother. I water my plants once in a blue moon. Like how you hug and kiss me. No wonder they are dying. Btw, kiss me.
Mother. My holy basil plant has revived due to my angelic powers I inherited from you. Give me a kiss as a reward!