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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Apple pies are the best~
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      3. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        *Pleading Eyes*
        Dec 10, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Boooo! I give your comment a -10000000/10. Apples pies top all pies~
        Dec 10, 2021
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      5. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        Chocolate Pie...
        Dec 10, 2021
    2. akki
      akki
      I got my results and I officially don't have covid. But I do have a cold and a killer headache~
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      3. Deleted member 202210
        Deleted member 202210
        Good for you~
        Dec 9, 2021
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      4. Tech is life
        Tech is life
        Buddy..
        Dec 10, 2021
      5. Deleted member 321603
        Deleted member 321603
        Get well soon~
        Dec 10, 2021
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    3. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Christmas icon?
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      2. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        This one looks more pink too tho?
        Its just light pink.
        Dec 8, 2021
      3. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        Dec 8, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Tbh I'm not particularly fond of this one. I'm gna change it in a bit~
        Dec 9, 2021
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    4. Deleted member 369806
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      2. Deleted member 369806
        Deleted member 369806
        Just something I saw on reddit XD
        Dec 8, 2021
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      3. Deleted member 202210
        Deleted member 202210
        Now, this is better. Please have the names changed, ASAP.
        Dec 8, 2021
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    6. Silver Snake
      Silver Snake
      I love you man
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      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I never expected to get confessed to today. Erm thanks~
        Dec 4, 2021
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    7. akki
      akki
      I got a box of Roses chocolates yesterday. Should I share it with my family or have it all to myself?
      1. Tech is life
        Tech is life
        Your wish
        Dec 4, 2021
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        oh? story time *grabs popcorn*
        Dec 8, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        *coughs* what story? I was a greedy shit and had it all myself~
        Dec 8, 2021
    8. akki
      akki
      Note to self: next time you have a team meal make sure to order a starter so you’re not waiting ages for your food~
    9. akki
      akki
      I think salted caramel latte might be my new favourite~ ☕️\(•~•)
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      2. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        >.>
        *dies of sugar overdose*
        Nov 30, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        *loots the body* sweet. I got a free coffee and some loot~
        Nov 30, 2021
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Caramel latte is my go-to now, gotta try the salted variant sometime soon.
        Nov 30, 2021
    10. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki, there's 3 S and 3 I.
      Which one should i pick?
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      3. Lissi
        Lissi
        III!
        Nov 28, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        Which novel did you read meatbun?
        Nov 30, 2021
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Done with this batch..
        Didnt like 1 of them, isekai#2 was removed while i was reading them, 2 other was on hiatus..
        Nov 30, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      I'm not a big fan of Jisoo but damn Yuki No Hana is an awesome song~
    12. akki
      akki
      Ah man BoJo is such a dumb fucking cunt. Don’t tell people to keep their face covered when you were walking around a hospital mask less~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        It's their fault for letting bojo inside the hospital~
        Nov 27, 2021
      2. akki
        akki
        Nope. Its their fault for letting him into 10 Downing Street. The fools~
        Nov 27, 2021
    13. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Halloween icon?
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      2. CadmarLegend
        Nov 26, 2021
      3. CadmarLegend
        CadmarLegend
        ohhh... so you were the one to give me an icon?
        Nov 28, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      It’s always nice to get free coffee~ ☕️\(•~•)
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      2. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        ^^) mhm~ tea too~
        Nov 25, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      I saw cupping vids on YouTube and it looks interesting. But then they started scraping the skin leaving red marks. The fuck is that about?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Why is your mind so dirty? Instead of searching google search YouTube~
        Nov 23, 2021
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      3. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        Hmm, why indeed~
        *avoids anyway*
        Youtube not safe >.<
        Nov 23, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Agree. YouTube is not safe. When you don't keep an eye on it, it starts playing Justin Bieber. Very scary~
        Nov 23, 2021
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      1. akki
        akki
        It’s too early. My bedtime isn’t for another 6-7 hours~
        Nov 23, 2021
    17. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Coffee, want some??
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        *gives a barrel of coffee*
        Nov 23, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        Woah coffee comes in barrels now? I should stock up on these~
        Nov 23, 2021
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        I just figured it would last longer this way
        Nov 23, 2021
    18. akki
      akki
      Today I bought a One Piece iPhone case. It’s for an iPhone 6 while mine is the 7. But that don’t matter. It looks good~
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        Nov 21, 2021
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      5. Deleted member 202210
        Deleted member 202210
        Love it ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
        Nov 22, 2021
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    19. One Perfect Veteran
      1. akki
        akki
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Nov 21, 2021
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      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        what you doin?
        Nov 22, 2021
    20. akki
      akki
      When my mum asks my brother the cost of something and he says 33p in Bengali. But then he looks at me querying 35p? 37p? Wtf dude!?!
      1. Deleted member 369806
        Deleted member 369806
        How cute, your brother is asking you for help XD
        Nov 10, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
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