SoggyWafflez

Took the National Magic Waffle Exam. I passed at the expense of my dough-brained sanity. Gonna hibernate in Bourbon Barrel Aged Maple Syrup.

Instead of being doused in maple syrup, I've had to soak in cough syrup for my recent poor health. It's foul but keeps my magic intact...

Guys I can finally drive without supervision! It's questionable why they would let a waffle drive, but who cares! See ya on the road bipeds!

I'm going to go stale... Hell, I probably already am. Don't get 3 flights cancelled and stay in the same airport for more than 24 hours kids

Do I really have to explain that I'm a delicious magical waffle that talks and acts like any other living being??? Disgraceful...