Comments on Profile Post by Twilight Fox

*throws cow over the moon*
Nee chan, how many times do I have to tell you to not summon random aliens

I ordered space takeout and it came with a toy!

*head chops*
You did that last week! And the day before that! The economy will collapse!

*Rams into the wall with @911 barrowed car*
Got any bananas and spray paint?

I do have bananas, a whole 1.479 dozen of them.
And the spray paint,
*pulls some cash from behind your ear*
Go buy it yourself

Ok!
*Burns the money and summons a very evil looking spray can*

@.@)
Nee chan, that spray can looks evil

*”Decorates” @911’s car*

:0
It's a clown car now

Shhhhhh….
*Police car grow giant teeth and spider legs*
We are returning it with some upgrades made to the design!

How many nee chan does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because there is no lightbulb! It’s a lemon scented candle!

Making fire is really easy! All you have to do is stab the battery of your phone with the sacrificial dagger!

*places Christmas hat on the spider car*

Why do you have a candle which smells like @Lemonfairy ?

Sleep!
Zzzzzzzzzzz
WAKEUP!!!!

Hm, how did cavemen had access to phone battery?

*feeds you coffee beans mixed with sleeping pills*