Undying Winter
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Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

With each passing day, I realise more and more why barely anyone studies law. Mar 28, 2024 at 1:48 PM

    1. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Meowry Padoru ~
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Awwe thanks! merry padoru to you too ˊᗜˋ hope you get tons of free catnip as a gift from Santa.
        Dec 25, 2022
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    2. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      "The boy was a burden. But one that Munryeong was willing to bear." Paljae, Child of Winter is making me cry at 2am but I'm not complaining
      1. ikhors likes this.
      2. ikhors
        ikhors
        I <3 paljae sm , it's currently my favorite thing on the web
        Dec 24, 2022
    3. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      A wise man (Fang Yuan) once said: Not wanting to be trampled on, there are two ways. One is to become strong—
      1. By.Eve likes this.
      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        —strong until no one dares to step on you. Another is to turn into dogshit, something no one would want to step on.
        Dec 22, 2022
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    4. daisukenowaifu
      daisukenowaifu
      Why... I love your profile so much!! Why is it so... humorous?? And aesthetically pleasing?? And cute?? And all that effort??
    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Characters with white/silver hair are my ultimate weakness ▄█▀█●
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      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        What about Bell Cranel?
        Oct 30, 2022
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @One Perfect Veteran I never watched the show but he looks really cute! he reminds me of a samoyed puppy.
        Oct 30, 2022
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      4. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        ohhhhh alright!
        Oct 30, 2022
    6. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I accidentally read a good novel and now everything else feels like trash.
      1. CloudySkySadMoon likes this.
      2. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        Now accidentally read the trashiest.
        Nov 18, 2022
    7. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      What's the cow ?
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Everyone asks "What's the cow?" but nobody asks "How's the cow?" ( ・⌓・`)

        Joking aside, the cow in my signature is a reference to this — https://i.postimg.cc/6QvJK3wx/IMG-20221025-182150.png
        And clicking on it would just redirect you to some random animal video that I've been obsessed with for the past few days.
        Oct 25, 2022
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    8. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Realised how my hobbies are just several different ways for me to procrastinate on the actual things I should be doing.
      1. daisukenowaifu likes this.
    9. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Today's my birthday, but I'm happier about today being the international cat day. Cats are love. Cats are life.
      1. daisukenowaifu likes this.
      2. Stripedhatbecomesgay
        Stripedhatbecomesgay
        You're right about that
        Sep 27, 2022
    10. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I just know that my wifi signal is cheating on me. It stays out for hours & returns home with no explanation.
      1. xiao Yi likes this.
    11. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Anyone got virtual hugs to spare? I had a bad day, but no one to hug.
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *headtilts innocently*
        Jul 30, 2022
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      3. Lemonlyn
        Lemonlyn
        *aggressively hugs*
        wraps you into a burrito and feeds you cholates or your favorite foods and ships you off to love land
        Jul 31, 2022
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      4. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        *pokes lemonlyn* ship me to love land too! Discrimination!
        Aug 2, 2022
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    12. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      They all say "frog in a well" but never ask "is the frog doing well?" [insert sad violin music]
      1. FaeCraivaez and otaku31 like this.
      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        Why such sudden concern for frogs welling up?

        A frog in a well presumably does well until it ventures out and becomes unwell(ed).
        Jul 28, 2022
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      3. Raven Evernight
        Jul 28, 2022
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      4. FaeCraivaez
        FaeCraivaez
        *pat pat*
        Jul 28, 2022
    13. Raven Evernight
      Raven Evernight
      @Esha07 its sus the only person she following is purple maybe they secretly lovers abs that’s why purple never accepted you…
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Jul 26, 2022
      3. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Low-key couple talking about their interests vibe
        Jul 26, 2022
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        Thanks for explaining, raven had been intense about this since last night.
        Jul 26, 2022
    14. Crystalheart10
      Crystalheart10
      *looks at avi*
      Chen feiyu~
      If i am not wrong
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Finally, a person of culture! it's indeed Feiyu, that fine man.
        Jul 26, 2022
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    15. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      | ᐕ)⁾ Hello everyone! [closes the door & goes back in, that's enough socialising for today]
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      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @Pachia320 Makes sense ( ̄° ̄|||) Guess it's time to bring out the pan and turn the stove on. Please hold onto @GonZ555 on my behalf if they try to run away, you'll get the biggest piece.
        Jul 27, 2022
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      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        What about my portion?
        Jul 27, 2022
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      5. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @GonZ555 As much as you want, you're the one getting cooked anyways...
        Jul 27, 2022
        Pachia320 and GonZ555 like this.
    16. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      [Sees the most socially awkward character in a novel] [immediately falls in love]
      1. Raven Evernight likes this.
      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        The character would be you in real life
        Jul 22, 2022
    17. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I'm stuck between "I'm bored" & "I'm overwhelmed by everything I started the last time I was bored"
      1. whimsandfantasies likes this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        start a new one?
        Jul 12, 2022
      3. whimsandfantasies
        whimsandfantasies
        That's so me! I start a lot of things at the same time when I am bored and two days later, overwhelmed go back to step 1!
        Jul 12, 2022
    18. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Me — [struggling to finish all the novels I'm currently reading] Also Me — [starts new ones]
      1. whimsandfantasies and GonZ555 like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Hi, are you an alternate version of me?
        *looks at the trails of novels scattered around*
        Jul 6, 2022
    19. Purple Jasmine
    20. Purple Jasmine
      Purple Jasmine
      Hello!!
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      2. Purple Jasmine
        Purple Jasmine
        I applied for a research institution, if i qualify their entrance exam, I will have my career in Research.
        Apr 22, 2022
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @Purple1029 Woa, that's an interesting career choice! wish you best of luck. Hope you archive all your dreams :D
        Apr 22, 2022
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      4. Purple Jasmine
        Purple Jasmine
        Wish you best of luck as well.
        Apr 22, 2022
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)
    Home Page:
    https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun
    Location:
    Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
    Occupation:
    Professional Cannon Fodder
    Greetings, fellow daoists![​IMG] [​IMG]
    Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

    This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

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    I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, a
    long with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
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    Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that
    :
    Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

    Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

    Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

    Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

    Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

    Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

    Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

    Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

    And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
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    then this humble one has no idea what is.
    Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

    So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

    Goodbye, fellow daoists!
    it was nice seeing you here
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    Visit me again whenever you're free,
    let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.

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    Touch the Cow[​IMG]
    Do it Now

    Junior DARES to not touch the cow: [​IMG]

    Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:[​IMG]

    Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing: [​IMG]

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    “MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded[​IMG]

    “MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

    “MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master[​IMG]

    “MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

    “MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator[​IMG]

    “MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

    “MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

    “MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

    “MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

    “MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

    “MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser[​IMG]

    “MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

    “MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

    “MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
    Or MC is a cannibal [​IMG]

    “Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

    “I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

    “Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

    “Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie[​IMG]

    “Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

    “Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

    “It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user[​IMG]

    Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.
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