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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Watching a live on TikTok where people order Pokemon cards and the guy opens them on the live. I don’t get it but it’s kinda soothing lol~
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      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        That reminds me of inscryption (a game) and it's vids of "Luke carder," who opens these kinds of cards and records it...
        Jul 26, 2022
        Stripedhatbecomesgay likes this.
      4. Hate
        Hate
        Ugh too old for ticktock.i never made an account.
        Jul 29, 2022
        One Perfect Veteran likes this.
      5. One Perfect Veteran
        Jul 29, 2022
    2. akki
      akki
      These days there’s lots of novels where the mc transmigrates and the first thought he has is “What’s my cheat?” I find this so annoying!
      1. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        orz but what if its their coping mechanism...
        *doesn't believe it is so*
        Jul 25, 2022
      2. Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Welcome to our new world! Next will be, "Oh I'm dying, lets wait till I reincarnate as aN OP cheat!"
        Jul 25, 2022
    3. akki
      akki
      Parents should not let their children make TikTok accounts!
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      2. Agentt
        Agentt
        Well, for parents, tic tok is a very cheap and efficient toy. I don't think you would be able to convince a parent why they shouldn't let their child do something which keep them from crying 18 hours a day
        Jul 27, 2022
      3. Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        They're terrible parents if that's the case
        Jul 27, 2022
        daisukenowaifu, akki and Agentt like this.
      4. Agentt
        Agentt
        They are modern parents who work for 8 hours a day and then crash to bed as soin they cime home can't afford to take a day off because the economy is shit and hence are forced to have internet raise their children.
        Jul 27, 2022
    4. akki
      akki
      “You don’t need makeup but you still spend £40 on it” - guy says to his girlfriend. Funniest thing I’ve heard today~
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      2. Esha07
        Esha07
        Hahaha sorry for sudden reaction test lol
        My favourite is Jeenie! Fashion icon!
        Jul 23, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        Jennie comes second for me~
        Jul 24, 2022
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        Aju Niceee!
        Jul 24, 2022
    5. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak to all celebrating today~ (•~•)/
    6. Raneday
      Raneday
      *sends akki to @Ophious imaginary place*
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Such prejudice against meatbuns! How can you think they're all the same like that!?

        I'm disappointed in you, Ophi-kun...
        Jun 27, 2022
        Westeller, GonZ555 and akki like this.
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Yeah!! To have a meatbun belly dance, you gtta stick three on top of each other.
        The middle becomes the belly
        Jun 27, 2022
        AliceShiki, Westeller and GonZ555 like this.
      5. Das
        Das
        So that's how westy has been taking everyone's husband's lately....
        Jun 27, 2022
    7. Silver Snake
      Silver Snake
      *glomps* I love your jokes
      1. akki likes this.
    8. akki
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      2. Grey_Angel
        Grey_Angel
        Looks so real.... o.o
        Jun 10, 2022
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    9. akki
      akki
      Scrolling through TikTok live and saw a girl with her mum and grandma(?). Then the old lady starts pulling out her tits...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
      1. Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Jun 10, 2022
      2. Raven Evernight
        Jun 10, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        No fucking idea. It was weird as hell~
        Jun 26, 2022
    10. akki
      akki
      I bought something for 49p at the Asda self service checkout and then found £1.06. Sweet I made 57p profit~
      1. Raven Evernight likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      What happened to the good old days of a mc who works hard to get strong? I see so many novels where the mc gets a really op system. Boring~
      1. Grey_Angel and Svalinn like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I guess thats the new meta for authors?
        Jun 3, 2022
    12. Munimuyi
      Munimuyi
      *graffiti on your profile too*
    13. akki
      akki
      How long you reckon before bullet proof vests become part of the standard uniform in American schools?
      1. Silver Snake and Glass Shard like this.
      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        You know they teach some teachers to attack the shooter like train them with gun and stuff there was. Documentary about it
        Jun 1, 2022
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    14. PeanutButter and 23 others
      PeanutButter and 23 others
      Do you like purple? What is your favorite color?
      1. akki
        akki
        Purple is okay if it’s the right shade. I think I prefer the darker side of it. As for favourite I like blue/black.

        Why do you ask and what’s your favourite colour?
        Jun 1, 2022
      2. PeanutButter and 23 others
        PeanutButter and 23 others
        I saw you always use red hair avi, I thought red is yout favorite color. Mine is ocean blue
        Jun 1, 2022
        daisukenowaifu and Glass Shard like this.
    15. akki
      akki
      Damn I woke up too early today~
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      2. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        I did that today too. *covers self in blankets* Good night.
        May 28, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        Doing overtime on Saturday. That's being productive right?
        May 28, 2022
      4. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        That's being overproductive! ( • ̀ω•́ )✧
        May 28, 2022
    16. Lemonlyn
      Lemonlyn
      kiss me if I'm wrong, but dino's still exist right!
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      3. Lemonlyn
        Lemonlyn
        I have XD
        May 26, 2022
        AliceShiki likes this.
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Welcome to the club, a very exclusive club xD
        May 26, 2022
        AliceShiki and Lemonlyn like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        You’re not wrong. Dino’s do still exist. Have you not watched Jurassic Park?
        May 29, 2022
        Lemonlyn and AliceShiki like this.
    17. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      1. akki
        akki
        Really? You sure you didn’t accidentally unfollow me and then you had to come up with a good excuse?
        May 29, 2022
        AliceShiki likes this.
      2. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        No no, it was 100% on purpose! xD
        May 29, 2022
    18. akki
      akki
      Man got caught by the police driving without insurance and now he’s coming up excuses. What a fucking idiot~
      1. Cool shade of grey
        Cool shade of grey
        He is human
        May 15, 2022
    19. akki
      akki
      I heard my niece say let’s play hide and go kill. What the fuck!?!? When did hide and seek get renamed?
      1. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        That was ages ago-nya! Keep up with the times Akki!
        May 14, 2022
      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Hide and go kill is more fun
        May 14, 2022
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    20. akki
      akki
      Congrats Liverpool~
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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