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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. One Perfect Veteran
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *sip coffee*
        Aug 27, 2022
        One Perfect Veteran likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *sips coffee* what’s going on?
        Aug 28, 2022
        By.Eve likes this.
      4. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        *doesn't sip coffee* nothing, what about u
        Aug 28, 2022
    2. akki
      akki
      When my brother says the latest we’ll leave is at quarter past…it’s now half past…
      1. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Make yourself some bread.... from scratch
        Aug 27, 2022
    3. akki
      akki
      Ah man I couldn’t control myself again and stuffed my mouth full of food at my sisters house. When will I learn to control myself?
      1. By.Eve likes this.
      2. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        *pats pats*
        Aug 27, 2022
      3. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Hmm I heard always criticizing yourself about losing control actually makes you do it more? Or something like that
        Aug 27, 2022
    4. akki
    5. akki
      akki
      Cheesy mash potatoes is yummy~
      1. By.Eve and Deleted member 445404 like this.
      2. Ripple
        Ripple
        Vouch
        Aug 22, 2022
        akki likes this.
    6. Deleted member 445404
      Deleted member 445404
      Hi, I just notice you're avi.. It's so sexy
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *covers your eyes* shoo shoo. Only I can admire her~
        Aug 22, 2022
        Deleted member 445404 likes this.
      3. Deleted member 445404
        Deleted member 445404
        I will not stare too much, just a peek
        Hahaha
        Aug 22, 2022
    7. akki
      akki
      Coconut latte is nasty stuff. Never having that again~
      1. Deleted member 445404 likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      Why was money heist such a hit? It’s kinda dumb as fuck~
      1. Deleted member 456425
        Deleted member 456425
        The first season was good except for some very dumb characters.
        Aug 19, 2022
    9. Ficklyfrim
      Ficklyfrim
      akki?
      1. akki
        akki
        Yo~ \(•~•)
        Aug 19, 2022
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      2. Ficklyfrim
        Ficklyfrim
        (•~•)/
        Aug 20, 2022
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    10. One Perfect Veteran
      One Perfect Veteran
      twenty one dares?
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm?
        Aug 16, 2022
      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        21 dares? QwQ
        Aug 16, 2022
    11. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Throws a hoola hoop angel halo at you*
      *Steals the one skull on the lower left side of your pfp*
      MINE! Also, put on a top!
      1. By.Eve likes this.
    12. Stripedhatbecomesgay
      Stripedhatbecomesgay
      Do you want to part with your nuffies, if so give them to me please
      Don't worry, all earnings will go to the Icon Cult
    13. akki
      akki
      Is hibernating during summer a thing? I think I need to do this to survive this ridiculous heat~
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      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Blitz has speech impediment he can only say the second r in a word never the first sad
        Aug 12, 2022
      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        Speech impediment shouldn't be an impediment to typing. <.<

        I believe the mistake arose due to the fact that he's the Blitz and can't spell slow 'n' lazy.
        Aug 12, 2022
      4. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        He’s using dictation function on his phone so don’t bully him
        Aug 12, 2022
    14. Skullie
      Skullie
      T~T
      I haz sad news. My body now rejects Monster to the point where I can’t drink more than half a can a week without having stomachache so bad I can’t attend class…..i shall be cutting down on my monster consumption….
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      2. akki
        akki
        *pat pat* unlucky you. More for me then~ :P
        Aug 22, 2022
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Gimme tips on how to be un-Taurine tolerant!
        Sep 3, 2022
    15. akki
      akki
      Woman at the train stations going around offering free ice cream to people. But she walked passed me. Man I feel so fucking annoyed now lol!
      1. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Lol she giving them to her family and you just think she giving to every
        Jul 29, 2022
      2. Esha07
        Esha07
        *Snickers as I pass by*
        Jul 29, 2022
    16. akki
      akki
      Salt and vinegar on chips from the chippies is one of the best smells ever~
      1. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Hot cheese on chips tastes good super underrated
        Jul 29, 2022
    17. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the watermelon~
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      2. Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        You're welcome! ~Shamelessly takes credit~
        Jul 29, 2022
        Deleted member 445404 likes this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Same
        Jul 29, 2022
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      4. Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        Professor Baka De DeluPerv
        ~Shamelessly takes credit for Blitz's too~
        Jul 29, 2022
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    18. akki
      akki
      I really do not get this hype over Stranger Things~
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      2. FIEND
        FIEND
        same as u
        Jul 28, 2022
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      3. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        That's pretty cool...
        Jul 28, 2022
      4. akki
        akki
        @otaku31 GenZ lingo cracked me up.

        GenZ are the future. That worries me as some of them are not very bright~
        Jul 29, 2022
    19. xiao Yi
      xiao Yi
      Thank you so much for the icon (๑・ω-)~♥”
      1. akki and Deleted member 445404 like this.
    20. akki
      akki
      Reminder: Dunsink 7~
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    Gender:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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