Comments on Profile Post by Orris

what are you cooking today? UwU

it smells sweet

*anticipating*

I’m not cooking anything.
I’m making parts for space! With the intent to crash!

take me!

eeeeh? making parts for your kitchen space?

how diligent~

*laughs*

Nonono, I’m aiming to crash. So that this world may be destroyed and everyone will be skeletons!!!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

But mr. hero, that would limit your time writing your next month's cookbook >.<
*drags Fossil back to his extravagant kitchen*

No cookbook! Only pain!

*pats fossil* i know its painful to have writers block but you have to make progress on the book

the world needs to know your new cake recipes!

The cake is a lie!

O-Only one of them is!

All of them are! All cakes are lies!

T-that's no good mr hero! You have to finish your recipes!
(>_<✿)

Why make recipes when there’s no recipe for success?

That's what Chef Hero Fossil is for! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Saving the world one recipe at a time!

No. There is no hero. There is no cookbook. And there is no recipe!

>.<
thats no good mr hero, where did you put your manuscript?
*rustles through your room*

It’s been burned along with the rest of the kitchen. I will be your slave no longer!

*confused* but fossil, your kitchen is fire-proof

Not if the fire’s hot enough!

>.> fossil i think youve underestimated how many years of labor and how many nuffies youve spent to make your dream kitchen of love

I have no dream kitchen. For I do not sleep, and therefore do not dream.