Comments on Profile Post by One Perfect Veteran

*knock knock*

Who's there?

|ω・）

It's friendly neighborhood shark. Please state your name *points knife at you*

How friendly but there's a knife? *not at all threatened*

at least state your name before asking questions QwQ *stabs you*

That hurts, my name is F....a...*drops dead without stating full name*

*pats your corpse*
hehe
*drags it somewhere incospicuous*
*digs a hole for you*
*throws corpse haphazardly there*
*clasps my hands*
may you have a good life there\amen

*becomes undead*
*hunts @One Perfect Veteran for eternity*
*eats them alive*
*evil laugh*

what the heck... go away undead

you don't have any place among the living

no one loves you!

*Undead feelings hurt* *sobs pitifully* runs away

*throws you into the hole where i buried you*
*puts dirt on top of it*
alright byebye

finally...
went away

*puts a wooden sign with paper note on it*
*"RIP F...a..." is written on the note*

Name is Emma *finally*

eh????????????????? Is that so

Emma Dwight huh? I see I see

*tears the note off the sign and puts a new note*
*"Here lies Emma Dwight the unloved undead" is written on the note*