Undying Winter

Oh no! I used my old phone case until it tore completely from the sides xD it feels bad when you gotta change •_•

*makes a hole and runs away to the cop to report kidnapping attempt*

*steals wallet and all the valuable things while you are exchanging hugs* *runs away without anyone noticing* **evil grin*

Wow I have been scammed! I fell for the beauty!

oh I've read this before
only the first few chapters though

Sorry to cut in but just noticed your nick can also be short for TMI…..

@FaeCraivaez lmao the abbreviation suits me better than my actual username.

it's tru. is me. im the doggo. Say I'm a good girl, please

@UnknownTakuaN I thought you was a cat, turns out you like to catfish as a dog sometimes. That aside, you're a good girl *pat pat pat*

yes yes, im a catfish, is tru

i often hear that one smells good if they were to eat the respective fragrance containing things for 4 to 5 years and it results better if they were to do it since child.

An unforgivable offense fr. You’re telling me it smells this good and I can’t eat it? Smh

*confused*

Talk about productivity. lol

Define hot~

Hot = having a high degree of heat or a high temperature.

My surfer is eye candy for you?!?

Spiders can move too you know…

So the spider went all the way to crawl into my brother's mouth and then went back to the bathroom? If I told him that he'll definitely start retching, spiders in mouth are bad enough already but this one's even a bathroom-dweller lmao.

I mean you can even fake photo of it or video using apps

You can buy eyeliner stencils online to help you with them if you need

Bought a plastic one before but my eyes (one monolid-other double lid) are weird so the stencils don't really work on me, and their eyeliner style isn't the one I want. I'm thinking of either training my hands to stop drawing worms or giving up and buying an eyelid tape so I can do the same eyeliner on both eyes, it's a hassle when they look like siblings who don't get along with each other rather than twins.

Date makeup artist would be nicer option

This dude's legit acting like I'm completely unrecognisable just because of a single stroke of badly done eyeliner. I swear, if he said "who are you and what did you do to my sister?" YET AGAIN, I'll smack him with a pillow.

Maybe he's just exaggerating like what siblings do. I was also bad when i held the eyeliner for the first time too, looking worse than ghost...

uno reverse card on procrastination

Did two wrongs make a right?

I'm sure it absolutely does, Catshead

I have connected the dots

You must have immense spiritual benefits if refined and consumed

I have no benefits, I just give people a brain-freeze.

hit back!

Welp. I'm sorry @Lemonadeice but I must smack you back...

issok, we can assume that that lemonade is passive since it's frozen and only lemonade ice! Though i'm not sure if frozen lemonade hits as hard as cold lemonade...

You mean to say...you still have brain cells?! I had thought all Nuffians where brain dead form the constant exposure to MTL...

That's so no brainer~

Like I want to say something so incredibly stupid the criminal I'm defending or am against, kills me with their own hands right then and there. It'll be fun.

You. I like you.

*nod* *nod* autumn is the falling season, a season to fall in love with ur work, ur lover, ur sins, ur self *nod nod nod*

or anothers face, to tempt us

oh to be adorned with the tempting cheeky dumplings

@GonZ555

So you have to write it all over again...

I even forgot to add the links the second time and some users missed out on the cat gifs that were supposed to be in my shitpost blog ▄█▀█●

*patpatpat*

Call yourself goth Lolita Tony I got profile pic for that https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859734690332278784/1094535585550585966/image0.jpg

I'm afraid that he'll kick me out of here.

He won’t be chill he’s ex pole dancer he got thick skin