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Tsaimath
Otter Madness!
666 likes on 666 posts... Summon the beast of the Apocalypse! Aug 19, 2017
- Tsaimath was last seen:
- Nov 4, 2019
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett
Multiple exclamation marks, are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
-Terry Pratchett
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage
Farewell and thanks for all the fish.
-Douglas Adams
Don't Panic!
-Douglas Adams
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
-H.P. Lovecraft
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.
-H.P. Lovecraft
The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
-Robert Jordan
Til shade is gone, til water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day
-Robert Jordan
There’s a kind of cultural shock with going from a being that can make gods afraid to a baby that needs help with…shall we say waste management.
-Vihyungrang
A group of half-crazy supergenius AIs were talking about building a superintelligence? I suddenly found myself wishing I was old enough to cuss.
-E. William Brown
Proud member of Skitter's Witnesses, spreading the glory of the Queen Administrator
We are not mad scientists, we are merely enthusiastic!
Safe the horse, ride the cowboy!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't think so."Two hearts.
One soul.
Two minds.
One thought.
Two voices.
One love.
A single lingering touch.
Merging.
A deafening whisper.