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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. DCLXVI
      DCLXVI
      akki, I missed the random questions already

      when was it the last time you made one?
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      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Sep 28, 2016
        DCLXVI likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Maybe cos I used to ask a lot and now I've slowed down it feels like a long time in between
        Sep 28, 2016
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Lol.. I don't even notice that one..
        Sep 28, 2016
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      morse code?
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        or 3 or 4?
        Sep 28, 2016
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        2 days
        Sep 28, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        couldn't think of a title so I made my status my title
        Sep 28, 2016
    3. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      Comp. lab is awesome!! Heya cuzzy<3 *bleeding from using too much data*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Heyo cuz ❤️ Glad you're having fun~
        Sep 28, 2016
        CloudySkySadMoon likes this.
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        welcome back~
        Sep 28, 2016
      4. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        I was too busy getting used to this prison :P *looks around* Phew!
        Sep 28, 2016
    4. Redburn
      Redburn
      Is your avatar the Red King from anime K ?
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        that's him.
        Sep 28, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        Yup yup~
        Sep 28, 2016
    5. anhrefn
      anhrefn
      Welcome to the NU
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        welcome to nuf
        Sep 28, 2016
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        what's snu snu?
        Sep 28, 2016
      4. anhrefn
        anhrefn
        sex
        Sep 28, 2016
    6. akki
      akki
      Tired~!
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Night
        Sep 28, 2016
      3. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Me too. *collapses*
        Rest well, hime-sama.
        Sep 28, 2016
        akki and Poor_Hero like this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        sweet dreams~
        Sep 28, 2016
    7. HotnCold
      HotnCold
      So the only thing that's alive with you is your BACK?
      1. akki
        akki
        And my right foot. The left one still needs some time~
        Sep 28, 2016
    8. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      rika has brought akki back to life with the power of c-clovers !!!
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        first time getting killed by the right account~
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. HotnCold
        HotnCold
        what are you saying?
        Sep 27, 2016
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Busted..
        Sep 28, 2016
        Matsurika likes this.
    9. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Why playing dead?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Yay! I can't cus it's noon here and fuck need to have lunch
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Reginald Twistleton
        Reginald Twistleton
        Sep 27, 2016
        Ale Cole likes this.
      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        like alwa- Oh, you mean food. Well, she eats three times a day as everyone u know
        Sep 28, 2016
    10. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      ♫ Racing faster ♪ Escape disaster ♪ Partners in crime will leave their mark ♪
      We make our own way ♪ No thoughts of yesterday ♪ Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (Chrome and battle scars) ♪ Oh ♫
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        bvb~
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I was gna listen to something else but now I wanna listen to bvb lol
        Sep 27, 2016
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *nod nod*
        Sep 27, 2016
    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      nee I have something to confess to you
      1. DCLXVI likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ...yeah...
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
        Sep 27, 2016
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        orz


        failure
        claim as a clone
        I'm CN
        Sep 27, 2016
    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      change
      Location
      Ophi's Harem Modelling studio
      Job
      Aspiring Model
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        ........I just want my coffee back...
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Raneday
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Tch
        well I'll be going now
        see you either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow
        Sep 27, 2016
    13. Black332
      Black332
      Heeeyyyy pretty lady... pannaaks menee vai mennääks panee *wiggle eybrows*
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Here's my translation for the mouth full of food xp
        Relaxs my wife I'm a Masochist am I love pain
        :p
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Black332
        Black332
        Wait you mean to say youre a guy?
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. Black332
        Black332
        Or you like girls?... wich one is it? Or you just dont swing the sloth way... or is it called animal abuse?
        Sep 27, 2016
    14. asriu
      asriu
      it's no use play dead some people have inborn talent called sharp instinct, that almost impossible to deceived
      well if the owner is a naivete or dummy that another story~
      (≧▽≦)
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      2. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Black332
        Black332
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        LOL hahaha
        (...)
        Sep 27, 2016
    15. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Loving the avi and the gender. (...)
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      3. akki
        akki
        B-But 24 hours is 1 day...
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *pat pat* accept reality akki
        Sep 27, 2016
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        I came from planet redia
        where everything you see is red
        Sep 27, 2016
    16. asriu
      asriu
      (¬‿¬) female really accept your fate?
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        hmm let's try to revive hotncold
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Sep 27, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        Lol I saw~
        Sep 27, 2016
    17. KONO DIO DA
      KONO DIO DA
      HELLO PRETTY LADY!

      THIS IS I, DIO!
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      2. Raneday
        Sep 27, 2016
      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        a bot?
        Sep 27, 2016
      4. Infinity Sword
        Sep 27, 2016
    18. Justderpin
      Justderpin
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have short term memory loss
      Roses are red... ☆=(ゝω・)/
      1. Loni4ever, akki, DCLXVI and 1 other person like this.
      2. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        That got me cracking up :'D
        Sep 27, 2016
    19. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      I like your avi! It gives the feel of Anastasia or a run away bride~
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thank you matriarch~ I am pleased to know you like it~
        Sep 27, 2016
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    20. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Good pick up line - There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. (+)...(+)
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      3. akki
        akki
        *covers face with hands*
        Sep 26, 2016
        BlackKnightGodzilla likes this.
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        Embarrassing huh? (...)
        Sep 26, 2016
      5. Arcturus
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    Gender:
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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