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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Raneday
      Raneday
      Q.Q
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        1k nuffies
        Nov 28, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        .....
        I don't even have 100 yet
        Nov 28, 2017
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I-I was not tied up...? *peeks in while shivering*

        Hoo-hooray! I'm safe!!! *cries tears of joy*
        Nov 28, 2017
        Osamaru, akki and Lovely like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      I want Ferrero Rocher!
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      2. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        Ferrero Roche is hard to eat.. :/
        Give me a nice bar of dark chocolate any day \o/
        Nov 27, 2017
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Now i want a ferrero Rocher..
        Nov 27, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Raizendeville
        Raizendeville
        Your making me crave for choco.. TT.TT
        Nov 28, 2017
    3. Parth37955
      Parth37955
      you may have taken my throne, but you will not beat me in rock, papers, scissors.
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      2. Parth37955
        Parth37955
        Nov 28, 2017
        Raneday likes this.
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        then post more~
        XD
        Nov 28, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        ooooh Throne kinda misleading, sorry my bad
        Nov 28, 2017
    4. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      HIIIIIIIIII AKKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      *Slurps up Akki's entire Coffee Supply*
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *shakes Twiliy* What have you Done?!
        Nov 25, 2017
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Mugs Osamaru and steals his cup of Coffee*
        HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
        *Drinks the Coffee and eats the cup*
        Nov 25, 2017
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I have a chibi akkyun \o/
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        ....thief!!!!
        Nov 25, 2017
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
    6. akki
      akki
      _ U A _ _ I _ O ~tv show
      1. Lovely likes this.
    7. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一 (˚▽˚’!)/
      1. akki, Shem, Osamaru and 2 others like this.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        @Shem! We're clearing Aikki out! Hurry up!
        Nov 24, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        *watches @Lovely steal all the decoy coffee*
        Nov 24, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        *steal whatever I could steal*
        Nov 26, 2017
    8. Raneday
      Raneday
      a friend who bleeds for you is a good friend




      *takes out knife and smile*
      1. akki
        akki
        *grabs hold of @Osamaru*
        *cough* I’ve found a good friend~
        Nov 24, 2017
      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        orz... Think "Scapegoat" is the word you are looking for. QAQ
        Nov 24, 2017
        akki, Raneday, jamechi and 1 other person like this.
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        OmO
        Nov 25, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
    9. jamechi
      jamechi
      Hm... kit Kat, cheesecake flavor...
      1. Lovely and Matsurika like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        I'm torn between gross and amazing. I love kitkats, but I've never had anything cheesecake flavored ..
        Nov 24, 2017
        Lovely, Matsurika and akki like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Oh have you had it already?
        Nov 24, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        Nope, but I've had matcha flavored kitkats... or was it pocky.... either way, that was good. But cheesecake.... maybe only rika would like that
        Nov 24, 2017
    10. akki
      akki
      Boooooooooooo!
      1. Skullie
        Skullie
        *poke u*
        Nov 23, 2017
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Poof!
        Nov 24, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    11. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Takes a seat at the Bar*
      Sigh......Holidays....
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Pours myself a cup of Irish Coffee*
        Nov 23, 2017
        Shem likes this.
    12. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Afternoon~
      1. Rae likes this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        ^w^
        \o/
        Nov 22, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Good afternoon~
        Nov 22, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *pokes* make me teaaa
        Nov 22, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    13. MarkReadz
      MarkReadz
      wait wait, i was going through the medals and there was a Slytherin medal but no Gryffindor or atleast Hufflepuff
    14. MarkReadz
      MarkReadz
      'Hello there'
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *Asks for maina tl*
        Nov 20, 2017
        Lovely and ABMAINA like this.
      3. ABMAINA
        Nov 20, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Yahallo~
        Nov 22, 2017
    15. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Akkiiiiiiiiiii
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      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        QwQ *Hugs onee-sam-*
        ah-
        i need arms
        q.q
        Nov 22, 2017
        BlancFrost and Osamaru like this.
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        T.T

        You can hug with what you have Lovely-chan!!! >.<
        Nov 22, 2017
        Lovely and BlancFrost like this.
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        I'm sure if you ask nicely Rane will let go...

        ^-^;;;

        *continues decorating the room*
        Nov 22, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    16. Raneday
      Raneday
      *smile*
      1. Lovely and Shem like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~
      1. Rae, Matsurika, Osamaru and 2 others like this.
    18. Raneday
      Raneday
      *leaves @Osamarus #256 bones and $12 muscle here*
      1. Osamaru and Shem like this.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *Watches as a Ghost* QAQ what are you planning?!?!
        Nov 19, 2017
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *re-assemble the bones into a weird shape*
        Nov 19, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        ( ̄▽ ̄)☕ Wait, I'm $12 Dollars a pound? that's pretty impressing. Glad to know you value me so highly @Himari. *sips tea*.
        Nov 19, 2017
    19. Raneday
      Raneday
      *stands in front of akki with a poster saying "shoot me"*
      1. Osamaru, BlancFrost, leegood and 3 others like this.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        ( ̄▽ ̄)☕ Hohohoho! Brasca, this is new. I want to be nosy now.
        Nov 19, 2017
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Is it safe now?

        *rolls speedily away from under the rock*
        Nov 20, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        QwQ wait! Take me with you! *rolls after*
        Nov 20, 2017
    20. akki
      akki
      ‘Tis confusion~
      1. Shem and Lovely like this.
      2. leegood
        leegood
        Indeed~
        Nov 18, 2017
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    Gender:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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