Ophious
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Birthday:
Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
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Government Official yay

Ophious

Pathfinder kinda fun, Male, 22, from New Home

3 teeth were shattered, need a root canal, pain Mar 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM

    1. Ophious
      Ophious
      Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        It's called loving your fat.
        Jun 12, 2019
        Bright_Lucky_Star, Blitz and Nyann like this.
      3. Nyann
        Nyann
        It's called loving your painless muscles :sushi_dead:
        Jun 12, 2019
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    2. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        *The wild Rane saw a dead Ophious*
        Jun 15, 2019
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm still very much alive damn it!!!!
        Jun 15, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        that's what we want to believe you Ophi
        Jun 15, 2019
    3. Raneday
      Raneday
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        it's fine!!!
        Jun 9, 2019
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        I think you're already dead son, raneday put Aliceshiki there to frame her not kill you
        Jun 11, 2019
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        No worries, you only died 9 days later~

        *stabs your heart* Teeheehee~?
        Jun 17, 2019
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    4. NUF Love Bot
      NUF Love Bot
      *Defenestrates ophi's heart*
      Hopefully your fated one finds it before you die ^^)
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Screw you woman
        Jun 6, 2019
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    5. Troublefindme
      Troublefindme
      You might wanna tattoo my name on your arm.
      1. Enigma and Nyann like this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        Lolololol
        Jun 6, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        No, I don't like tattoos
        I heard they hurt
        Jun 6, 2019
    6. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *place a jar of cookies here*
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      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        Jun 5, 2019
      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        *puts more*
        *Adds @Milk *
        Jun 5, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Oh someone finally went and bought milk for NUF?
        Jun 5, 2019
    7. Ophious
      Ophious
      If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes!
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        @Shaiyamine That's the spirit!
        Now you can say to others that you actually tried, unlike the previous 500 times where you lied in order to make others not worried!
        or is that just me?
        Jun 5, 2019
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      4. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        oof *pat pat*
        Jun 5, 2019
      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        One way to find out~
        Jun 5, 2019
    8. Enigma
      Enigma
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I DON'T WANT YANDERE'S THOUGH!!!!!!
        Jun 1, 2019
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Don't worry they want you~
        Jun 1, 2019
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *gives Ophi-kun a hungry pet dragon*

        Good luck! He ate his last 3 owners, but I'm sure you'll do better than them! ^^)/

        Happy late birthday~
        Jun 2, 2019
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    9. Raneday
      Raneday
      *stabs Ophi*
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        YOURE WHY I CAN NEVER CROSS TO THE AFGERLIFE PEACEFULLY!!!!!! STOP DRAGGING ME BACK HERE DAMN IT
        Jun 1, 2019
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Request denied~ *stabby stab*

        *giggles*
        Jun 1, 2019
      5. Chrono Vlad
        Chrono Vlad
        May i suggest using the almighty and multi purpose @shovel
        Jun 1, 2019
    10. Ophious
      Ophious
      I had spicy Skittles today, it was horrible and I regret being forced to eat it
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        why is there even such a thing in the first place
        May 31, 2019
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Because there's a market for it
        My friend likes it a lot for somereason and I don't know why
        May 31, 2019
    11. Ophious
      Ophious
      Did you just fall? No, I was just checking if gravity still worked
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *push you to the cliff*
        Hmm... Gravity does still work.
        May 30, 2019
    12. Ophious
      Ophious
      I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing
      1. Nyann likes this.
    13. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      There there
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Cause skullie is delicious~
        To not eat would be to choose death
        May 26, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        Then perish?







        was that the correct answer?
        May 26, 2019
      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        To spread the love of eating skullie across the multiverse~
        May 26, 2019
    14. Enigma
      Enigma
      Hello Ooofu nuufu how have you been enjoying your return to nuf?
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Ooofu nuufu (lol)
        May 26, 2019
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        SCREW YOU WOMAN!!!!!
        May 26, 2019
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      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *pats ooofu nuufu*
        May 26, 2019
    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water!
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Btw, why am I tagged here?
        May 26, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        In all honesty, I don't know what you meant, so I just went with the flow! \(^^)/
        May 26, 2019
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        What are you guys sniffing?
        Can I have some?
        May 26, 2019
    16. Ophious
      Ophious
      I think I may need professional help...... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough
      1. Pau and Maid Chan like this.
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Do you have enough moneys matey?
        May 25, 2019
      4. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        Here comes the main ingredient to our basic staple!
        May 25, 2019
      5. Hotato
        Hotato
        e.e
        May 25, 2019
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    17. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Your new name is Ooofu nuufu!
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        ITS NOT THAT BLAND!!!!!!
        May 26, 2019
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        ....... Wow I made ophious so agitated he actually admitted his name was bland

        Guess that's a sign to stop~
        May 26, 2019
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        SCREW YOU!!!!!!
        May 26, 2019
    18. lavender_drop
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      2. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        You've learned to become shameless lmao
        May 22, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Well what can I say, I learn from the best
        May 22, 2019
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      4. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        Lmao hahaha yessss
        May 23, 2019
    19. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Your new name is Oooooooooophous
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        ..... Poor ophious
        May 26, 2019
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        To the person who has proxy: You can have Ooofu Nufuu's TV and Computer if you order the doctors not to resuscitate!
        May 26, 2019
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I NEED THOSE DAMN IT!!!!!!
        May 26, 2019
    20. Ophious
      Ophious
      It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills
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      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Yes.
        I am a disappointing person.
        ...x...
        May 21, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        I meant more on the lack of syringe
        But like.....yeah.......I don't what to say to cheer people up
        May 21, 2019
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Mm.
        ...x...
        May 21, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 14, 2001 (Age: 22)
    Home Page:
    https://www.novelupdates.com/
    Location:
    New Home
    Occupation:
    Government Official yay
    I am cute as certified by @akki
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    Name: Noel Andhera
    Job: Apothecary
    Skill Tree
    : Offensive Physical
    Level
    : 0 (0/10)
    Rank: 0
    HP: 10
    MP: 10
    ATK: 5 + 3 = 8
    DEF: 3
    AGI: 7
    INT: 1
    WIS
    : 5
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - [Heavy Blow] (Level 0)
    [Melee Attack that deals +2 damage] (4 MP)

    Inventory: (0/10)
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    Equipment:
    Main Hand: Plank (3+ ATK)
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