jbturkle
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Birthday:
July 23
Location:
R'lyeh

jbturkle

Fruit, Male, from R'lyeh

Recently, I've been thinking more and I came to the realization that I don't have the brain cells to spare on crazy things like thinking Jul 2, 2023

jbturkle was last seen:
Jan 20, 2024
    1. Tilgarial
      Tilgarial
      @in_awe is interested in knowing how evil i am, its time for you to lecture her
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      2. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *nod nod*
        Sep 21, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        *STARES*
        Sep 21, 2019
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        *evil headtilt*
        Sep 21, 2019
    2. Lurking
      Lurking
      *munch anticipation build*

      I enjoy cutting up my bananas

      But its also nice to smother them in jam or peanut butter

      I like them baked into cakes but also jammed up~
      1. orematcha and Tilgarial like this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Cruel
        Sep 20, 2019
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Just be?!
        Sep 20, 2019
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        *noms jbturkle*
        Sep 20, 2019
    3. Lurking
      Lurking
      *MUNCH anticipation activate*

      I enjoy peeling bananas~

      I like doing it from the front, but also from the back~

      I grab whichever end and then I YANK

      Oh bruised bananas can be so delicious
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Utterly
        Sep 20, 2019
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Person
        Sep 20, 2019
    4. Lurking
      Lurking
      I like to eat, eat, eat,

      Eeeps la bananas~

      I like to yeet, yeet, yeet,

      Apples that go baabaa

      Watch me munch, munch, munch,

      Bananas till they eep~
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        How
        Sep 20, 2019
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      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Can a single
        Sep 20, 2019
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        Woman be so amazing
        Sep 20, 2019
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    5. in_awe
      in_awe
      Bananannaaaaaaaaaa
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Evillllllllll
        Sep 19, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        Slannnnddeeerrrr
        Sep 19, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Truttthhhhhhh
        Sep 19, 2019
    6. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Have you ever considered the benefits of coming out of the skin *COUGHS* closet?
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      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Purple banana ?_?
        Sep 19, 2019
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I dream of a day when every banana will be judged not by the colour of it's skin, but by the content of it's character.....or something like that @Ddraig . XD
        Sep 19, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        My character is pink, dammit!
        Sep 19, 2019
    7. in_awe
      in_awe
      SO FAT~
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      2. sgrey
        sgrey
        yes, yes indeed, I can attest that your speech can do that. It is because you are too pure of a maiden for an average purple banana
        Sep 18, 2019
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Since we've established he is currently pink, I'm leaving this comment chain now.
        I'm bored from it.
        o/

        X
        Sep 18, 2019
      4. sgrey
        sgrey
        blushing purple banana is still purple...I don't get ya...
        buy, buy, I hope you will enjoy the wood in the garden during sunset
        Sep 18, 2019
    8. Sayne
      Sayne
      Is it just me or did ur left side grow bigger?
      And I'm not even gonna talk about ur colour
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Im already sick. Might as well get more *dulls knife*
        Sep 16, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        You went with the dull knife in the end?!
        Sep 16, 2019
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Ehh? Chainsaw then?
        Sep 16, 2019
    9. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Do you taste like strawberry, or bubblegum?
      *licks you up and down to find out*

      X
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Probably bubblegum. A strawberry banana would look different, no?
        Sep 15, 2019
      4. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        '-'
        It tasted like blackcurrant...
        X
        Sep 15, 2019
      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Blackcurrant?! ... Well, that's good too. I like blackcurrant
        Sep 15, 2019
    10. Lurking
      Lurking
      *looks at a pink banana*

      Thats disgusting. Ive lost my appetite. This is worse than the purple.
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      2. Lurking
        Lurking
        Food is good

        Food is life

        Eat brother
        Sep 15, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I just ate so much. Too much, I think
        Sep 15, 2019
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      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        Excersize it off.

        Youll be able to eat again soon.
        Sep 15, 2019
    11. Kiskaiya
      Kiskaiya
      Why does your banana look like a toy now?
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Looks like you need to take that ring off banana-san
        Looks like you cut off circulation too long and it will fall off.
        Sep 15, 2019
      4. Vrelty
        Vrelty
        .....reading this post without context feels a little painful as a man.....
        Sep 15, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *pat pat*
        I know how you feel...
        And I blame my inability to do photo editing with Preview on a laptop. I gave up and said "Screw it, it's not weirder than normal"
        Sep 15, 2019
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    12. in_awe
      in_awe
      Bun bun wants a mochi ice cream
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      2. in_awe
        in_awe
        *tug tug*
        I want a hug~
        Sep 15, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *speed hugs*
        Food now
        Sep 15, 2019
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      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        Mochi strawberry is good. Dont get the mango kind. Is gross.

        Vanilla is also good.
        Sep 15, 2019
    13. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *lols* You could have used the Warhol I gave you the other day...that had a pink banana on it ~
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Hm... who knows? I'm The Mysterious Pink Banana, after all
        Gotta keep some secrets
        Sep 14, 2019
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        ^.^

        I will enjoy your eventual revels ~
        Sep 14, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Ohohoho look forward to it
        Sep 14, 2019
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    14. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *drags the banana into her hiding place*

      ^.^
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      3. Deleted member 155674
        Deleted member 155674
        Thanks but I am not lonely just thought it should be around time I change my Status message
        Sep 13, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Okie @Kalto , here have a coconut and a lime ~

        No anacondas >_>
        Sep 13, 2019
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      5. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Join my band!
        Sep 13, 2019
        911 and Femme Fatale like this.
    15. Daisydacrazy
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Why not just resize the photo
        Sep 14, 2019
      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Yeah, I tried to, but for whatever reason, the ratio wouldn't work out. In the end, I lost my patience and smushified it
        Sep 14, 2019
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        *pats* well since it’s smushed, easier to cut
        Sep 14, 2019
    16. in_awe
      in_awe
      *wants a pat*
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Ehhhh
        Sourrrrrr?
        Sep 12, 2019
      3. in_awe
        in_awe
        *wallows in sadness*
        *cries*
        Sep 12, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *pat pat*
        Dun worry, I got blueberries now
        Sep 12, 2019
    17. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *sharpens knife* +.+
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      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        I...just don’t wanna hit that
        Sep 11, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Dull knives can be worse than sharp ones. They don't cut cleanly. Ouch. But hey, you also shouldn't use them on people. Especially not on a nice friend like me.
        Sep 11, 2019
      5. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Eh. But youre a fruit
        Sep 11, 2019
    18. in_awe
      in_awe
      Banana
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        No way. Bunnies dont taste good. Bananas are better
        Sep 11, 2019
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Well, people have eaten rabbits and hares for a very long time. So yes! You count as food too! How does it feel to be like me?!
        Sep 11, 2019
      4. in_awe
        in_awe
        *get chased down for food all the time* ehhhh
        Sep 11, 2019
    19. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Hi..cute banana~ ^^
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      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        Anything new happen to you?
        Sep 16, 2019
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        Except our end exams were postponed...not much. And I'm painfully aware that I should be studying but I'm lazy. So I just keep telling everyone I should study. >< You? ^^/♡
        Sep 17, 2019
      4. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        I've got nothing new going on. Just been really busy. And hey, new avi?
        Sep 17, 2019
    20. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      *pounces on banana play/fighting with ferocious kitten sounds*
      1. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        *ferocious banana sounds*
        *fights back*
        Sep 9, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 23
    Location:
    R'lyeh

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    Name: Arawn Heath
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Age: 17
    Class: Hunter
    Rank: E
    Points: 59

    179 cm
    Tanned skin
    Brown hair
    Olive-colored eyes
    Lean build

    Weapons:
    • Old Hunting Dagger- An old dagger with a length of 4.5 inches. It was given to Arawn by his father when he was young.
    • Bow- An unremarkable recurve bow
    Armor:
    • Leather Breastplate- A flimsy breastplate constructed from boiled leather, which can guard against glancing blows and weak impacts.
    Coins: 3 Small Copper Coins
    147 Large Copper Coins

    Basic Literacy: Arawn can read and write.
    Tracking: Arawn is capable of proficiently tracking creatures in the wild.
    Basic Marksmanship: Wielding a bow with arrows, Arawn can hit his target accurately within 30 meters. After 30 meters, his accuracy drops significantly.
    Trapping: Arawn can set up traps for creatures smaller than an orc.
    Basic Camouflage: Arawn can disguise himself using his environment. However, his camouflage may not hold up against those who have higher than average perceptiveness.
    Stealth: Arawn is capable of hiding his presence in order to escape notice and sneak up to his prey. His stealth my not hold up against those with higher than average perceptiveness.
    Basic Dagger Wielding: Arawn can wield a dagger in combat with enough proficiency to harm his opponent without cutting himself.
    Butchery: Arawn can dismantle and butcher creatures in order to take materials such as meat or furs.

    Storage:
    • 3 Full Quivers (20 arrows each)
    • Tinderbox (and tinder)
    • Flint and Steel
    • Whetstone
    • Rope
    • Adventurer's Guild Badge
    • Ship in a Bottle
    • Granny Gene's Book of Recipes
    • Granny Gene's Book of Sweet Sauces
    • 1 serving of Mika's Ragout Rabbit Stew
    • Unnamed Book of Ice Magic
    • Not Yo Mommas Quill
    • 7 Apples
    • 5 Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
    • 1 Old Bronze Sword and Sheath
    • Damaged Medallion
    • Small Preserved Ice Statue

    Arawn was born in a small, unremarkable village into a large family. With three older brothers and one younger sister, Arawn had a lively childhood. As he grew up, his father, an experienced hunter, decided to pass on his craft to Arawn. Arawn excelled at hunting, but found that he held no interest in pursuing it as his trade. Instead, he was drawn towards more scholarly ways. He decided to set out to gain an education, but was opposed by his family. Being a rather poor household, his family couldn't pay for an education -- not one that they were sure was going to go to waste.

    Maddened by his family's lack of support, Arawn set off on his own with his life's savings and a shoddily made plan. After spending most of his money, Arawn managed to secure admission to a school. However, he found himself unable to match up to the school's standards and was soon expelled.

    Too ashamed to return home and face his family, Arawn gathered his belongings and with the last of his money, headed to the Adventurer's Guild to put his hunting skills to good use.
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